1.Door se dekha to Sher tha,
Door se dekha to Sher tha,
Pass hi nahi gaya!!!

2.Door se dekha to Barish ho rahi thi,
Door se dekha to Barish ho rahi thi,
Pass gaye to bheeg gaye!!

3.Jee to chahta hai ki tere nazuk nazuk honth choom lu,
Jee to chahta hai ki tere nazuk nazuk honth choom lu,
Teri behti hui naak ne lakin iraada badal diya!!!

4.Maine usko cheda to uske Dad ne mujhko peeta,
Maine usko cheda to uske Dad ne mujhko peeta,
Tan ki Shakti Mann ki shakti Bournvita !!!

5.Aasmaan mein udda Kabooter,
Aasmaan mein udda Kabooter,
Flutter Flutter, Flutter Flutter !!!

6.Tumeh paana chahte the magar paa na sake,
Tumeh paana chahte the magar paa na sake,
Tum vo Balla ho jise hum fassa na sake!!

7.Hum Aashiq teri Gali ke

Itne parre hain ab dande teri gali (street) mein 
Armaan ho gaye sab thande teri gali mein 

Ek haath mein hai kanghi zulfein sanwaarte hain 
Gaarrenge aashqi ke jhandde teri gali mein 

Ab kya bataaye zalim kaise guzarte hain 
Sunday tari gali mein Monday teri gali mein

Sine par haath rakh ke tujh ko pukarte hain 
Jab maarte hain pathar Munde (boys) teri gali mein 

Tarpe hain kitna zalim tujh ko taras na aaya 
Karenge khudkushi (suicide) hum one day teri gali mein

Hum dhoond lenge koi didaar ka bahana 
Becha karenge ab hum ande (eggs) teri gali mein

8.Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi,
jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi;
dil ne kaha khud-kushi (suicide) kar le jalim,
bijli ko haath lagaya to bijli chali gayi.

9.Ae Khuda kyon deta hai tu Ladkiyon ko itni Beauty
ke Ladke unhe Line Maarna samjhte hain apni Duty