Here are 20 things you'd never hear the characters on Frasier say! :-)

1. Martin: That Lilith, she was one hell of a person! Sure do miss her!

2. Niles: Why Roz, you look absolutely wonderful today! Roz: Why thank you Niles! You too!

3. Roz: I've been seeing this man for a year now.

4. Bulldog: Sports are for sissies! Fancy some opera?

5. Frasier: Niles, I've got front row seats! Niles: Great! Just don't cheer too loudly for the Mariners this time.

6. Daphne: Come on Martin, time for your exercises. Martin: Great Daph, let's go!

7. Mel: So Niles, you're dumping me for Daphne! That's great, have fun!

8. Frasier: You know caller, you need to get a life.

9. Noel: Star Wars is the best ever.

10. Martin: Pipe down, I'm trying to watch listen to some Mozart!

11. Frasier: Come here Eddie, I love you.

12. Niles: Frasier, we take after our father ever such a lot.

13. Bulldog: Cheerleaders? Nah, they're not my type.

14. Daphne: I'll just shut up about my family. Don't want to bore you.

15. Niles: Hello Dad, Frasier. Maris says she'll be thrilled to join as at McDonald's tonight.

16. Gil: Oh, who cares about some silly wine? This cola is to die for!

17. Niles: I'll just have a normal black coffee please.

18. Frasier: My ratings are down. Let's see how low I can get them!

19. Roz: I didn't lose my virginity until I was 27.

20. Eddie: Meow!