
![]()
Fan Fiction - "20 More Things Never Said On Frasier!"
Here are 20 more things you'd
never hear the characters on Frasier say! :-)1. Niles: Hey Dad, fancy a beer?
2. Frasier: Niles, I have tickets for a grunge rock festival! I'll pick you up at 8!
3. Bebe: I don't want to have to resort to blackmail, for I am a very honest person!
4. Martin: Here is my prize vase. It's a 1726 original from France. Very valuable.
5. Gil: Operas are for idiots who just want to want people in leotards prancing around the stage.
6. Cliff Clavin: You know, you guys are probably bored by my talking about useless facts, so I'll shut up.
7. Daphne: You're always treating me like a maid, Dr Crane. And for that I'm very grateful.
8. Lana: I'm a really calm person and always have been.
9. Frasier: I've always believed in Daphne's psychic visions. Daphne: Don't, I was making it up all the time!
10. Bulldog: I think women in sports have other use that just being there for things like cheerleading.
11. Niles: I miss the Shangri-La.
12. Mel: I want my birthday party at Burger King. I hear they are having special offers right now!
13. Kenny: My favourite part of my job is when I become a real hard-ass, so move it!
14. Daphne: I've invited Simon over and I'm really looking forward to seeing him! Frasier: Me too!
15. Frasier: You're cutting my show down to 30 mins and I'm getting a huge pay cut? Cool!
16. Niles: Frasier, come and look at my new hatchback! Isn't it great?
17. Roz: I usually wait until about the 6th or 7th date before I have sex with a man.
18. Martin: Being a cop was always my second choice career. I really wanted to be a lawyer!
19. Lilith: Come here and give me a cuddle!
20. Frasier: I outstared Eddie!
If you enjoyed this, e-mail me at fwc1901@yahoo.co.uk. Any more suggestions also welcome!
![]()
Frasier created by David Angell, Peter Casey and David Lee. Based on the character "Frasier Crane" created by Glen and Les Charles and featured in the NBC / Paramount production "Cheers". Frasier is a Grub Street Production for NBC and Paramount. All Frasier characters are copyright NBC, Paramount and Grub Street Productions.
Goodnight Seattle created and maintained by Gareth Thomas (
gjthomas84@hotmail.com). Any comments? E-mail me and let me know. I'm listening.This site is totally unofficial.