To the tune of Sweet Home Chicago.

Come on, Frasier, don't ya wanna go?

Hi-de-hay, Frasier, don't you wanna go?

Back to that same old place, sweet home, Seattle?

You're divorced from Lilith,

And your dad needs your help,

Plus you've got a radio contact

At KACL.

New friends at KACL,

Such as Roz, Bulldog and Gil,

But don't worry because your old friends

In Boston will be there for you still,

Your dad's goin' to bring that chair,

When he moves in with you,

And not forgetting,

That terror Eddie too,

There's Niles and your home help,

The lovely Daphne Moon,

He says he's gonna tell her

How he feels very soon.

You've settled in quite nicely,

No more of your cheating wife,

With friends around you raise a toast

To your wonderful new life.

Go on, I'm just glad I chose to go,

Hi-de-hay, I'm just glad I chose to go,

Back to that same old place, sweet home, Seattle!!!