Episode 2
"There!" exclaimed Super Happy Gothic Girl (ta da!) wiping the sweat from her brow. "I didn't even smear my make-up!" (super hero cheesy grin) "Now, my dear depressed one, since you have the respect needed to deal with a super hero duo like ourselves we can continue."
Cowering in the corner, the depressed one nodded her head quickly, "Yeah, whatever you say..." she said checking to see if there were any broken bones.
"Alrighty, Lady Vanessa of Gothdom (ta dum!), how do you think we should address this situation? It seems to be a pretty difficult one," Super Happy Gothic Girl (ta da!) asked.
Walking out of the kitchen wearing an apron, Lady Vanessa of Gothdom (ta dum!) offered a cup of coffee to Super Happy Gothic Girl (ta da!). "I'm not sure, how about we start with music?" she asked.
"Good idea!!" replied Super Happy Gothic Girl (ta da!) "I've got just the thing! No one can be sad with this music playing!!" she turned and pulled out of her backpack, The Little Mermaid soundtrack.
Seeing this, the depressed one shrieked in terror, "Noooooo!!!!! Not Disney!!" as she huddled in the corner covering her ears.
Ignoring her, Super Happy Gothic Girl (ta da!) put the CD on and started to dance about the room singing. Then she noticed the depressed one was hiding. How strange is that? "Well Lady Vanessa of Gothdom (ta dum!) looks like we need to pull out something more defining that The Little Mermaid, she said. [editor's note: but, really, is there anything more?????]
"Hmmm...I got it!" shouted Super Happy Gothic Girl (ta da!). And she reached into her backpack one more time and pulled out a sit and spin. (This is not your ordinary backpack. It's a super hero backpack, which means she can keep stuff like that in there. If you were to try this, it wouldn't work. Cuz you are not a super hero.) "This will have to work. It's nearly impossible to be depressed when you have a sit and spin."
Super Happy Gothic Girl (ta da!) skipped to the middle of the room with her toy. She sat it down and smiled at the depressed one. "You wanna try it?" she asked.
Rolling her eyes, the depressed one said, "No, really. It's ok. You go right ahead and knock yourself out. I really don't know how to use it."
"Really?? Well, I shall have to show you. Here goes!" Super Happy Gothic Girl (ta da!) said as she picked up her velvet skirtand sat down on the sit and spin. "It's really easy. All you have to do is sit down and turn the wheel really fast, and hold on!" she said as she started spinning. She kept spinning faster and faster until she lost her grip and went flying off the toy. Standing up she said, "See? Really easy, " then she walked into a wall.
"No, I am not quite sure yet. Can you show me again?" asked the depressed one.
"Sure!" exclaimed Super Happy Gothic Girl (ta da!). As she stumbles over to the sit and spin and starts spinning again. Only to fly off and land on her face. Looking up, she asks, "Got it?"
"No, not quite. I need to watch your technique just a little bit more. The crack on the wall caught my attention last time. Will you show me again?" the depressed one said with a wicked smile.
"Ok......" said Super Happy Gothic Girl (ta da!) as she crawled over to the sit and spin. And she started spinning, to again, fly off and hit the wall.
"I got it now!" said the depressed one. "But, I don't think that we have enough room in here. Right don't we try it outside? You two head on down, and I will be right there."
"Good idea! Less walls outside!" said Lady Vanessa of Gothdom (ta dum!) as she picked up Super Happy Gothic Girl (ta da!), threw her over her shoulder and walked out of the apartment.
"Buh, bye, depressed lady!" waved Super Happy Gothic Girl (ta da!) as she was carried downt he steps. When they reached the street, Lady Vanessa of Gothdom (ta dum!) set her down on the street.
As she looked up, she saw her sit and spin come flying out the window. "Now sat out!!" screamed the depressed one.
"Well, looks like we did our job, Super Happy Gothic Girl (ta da!). The depressed one is finally happy, " said Lady Vanessa of Gothdom (ta dum!).
"To get your happy asses out of my face!" shouted the depressed one from the window.
"Another goth saved, Lady Vanessa of Gothdom (ta dum!)," said Super Happy Gothic Girl (ta da!). "Now, that our job here is done, we can go have some fun. You know, I heard that there is a MInistry concert tonight. That could be some fun!"
And off our heroines skipped happily, once again saving the depressed goths in the world. But, what lays in front of them, the don't know...find out, in the next adventure of Super Happy Gothic Girl (ta da!)!
***********Once again, for those of you don't remember, this is copyrighted and I have even crazier people to sick on you now!
