Episode 3
Now, where were we...our heroine was walking away from the horrendous toy incident when she came upon her friend, Princess Jen. [editor's note: for those who noticed the missing soundtrack, Princess Jen is merely that, a princess. Hence no super hero; no soundtrack.] So Super Happy Gothic Girl (ta da!) and Princess Jen (silence) were on their way to a Ministry concert [editor's note: Wait!! Hold on, in the last episode, she was with Lady Vanessa of Gothdom (ta dum!) What happened to her?? How about a little bit of consistency here?] [author's note: It's called transmogrifying something. And if you are wondering what that word means, look it up. It took me seven tables at the coffee shop to get that word. So there!]
Anyway, Super Happy Gothic Girl (ta da!) and Princess Jen (silence) were on their way to the Ministry concert when they came upon a McDonald's. Knowing that they sold talking straws, they stopped in for a break. Because even super heroes and princesses deserve a break today! After acquiring a talking monkey straw, which by the way does better monkey sounds than Hillary when she's drunk, they continued on their voyage to the ever infamous Ministry show unharmed. Which is practically amazing since every time Super Happy Gothic Girl (ta da!) drank from her straw, it would make a better-than-drunk-Hillary-monkey-sound, causing her to choke on her refreshing beverage from laughter. This was a vicious cycle being that she kept having to drink to make the noise, then she would choke. But the noises were so great, she couldn't help herself and kept drinking which then kept her choking and never completely getting a real drink because she would spit it out in a spray of laughter at whatever was in front of her. Being smart, Princess Jen (silence) was never in front of her, just to the side passing out napkins to those who got sprayed.
Eventually, a partially blue (due to choking and laughing) Super Happy Gothic Girl (ta da!) and Princess Jen (silence) were standing in front of the theather looking at the marquee which read Ministry.
In awe, Super Happy Gothic Girl (ta da!) said in a whisper like voice, "Wow! I never thought I'd make it. I was beginning to believe that if Al and I ever got in the same room it would explode! But, here I am." Feeling the excitement of a possible explosion, and knowing how much she likes napalm, Super Happy Gothic Girl (ta da!) grabbed Princess Jen (silence) by the tiara and ran in.
Taking a seat towards the back of the theater (God forbid that a princess might get caught in a mosh pit and since Super Happy Gothic Girl (ta da!) had the hiccups from the straw incident earlier, she was too disoriented to mosh properly anyway), they reveled in the view of all the pretty goth boys waiting for the show to start.
What's to happen to our girls?? Will the theater explode? Will it not explode and will the girls get caught in an episode of COPS instead? ( I vote for the second, but only cuz I saw it on the index page.) Stay tuned to find out what happens next!
Oooh, and guess what?? This is still copyrighted, not like someone would want to steal it anyway!
