episode 4
After sitting through the horrible opening band (so bad, I refuse to mention the name, and the fact that I permenently erased that part from my memory helps), the excitement level rose in the theater. Half hour later, it was still rising. Half hour past that it changed to tension. And that's when the police showed up.
At first, it was just a few, lurking in the shadows. Then, the numbers began to grow, like the way pop rocks do when you eat them with carbonated drinks. [editor's note: I can not speak the previous sentence with complete truth, this what I have heard. Due to the fact that pop rocks scare the hell out of me, I shall never know for sure personally. And I am okay with that.] At last it was the voice, sounding ominous and almost scared, "Attention. Due to technical difficulties, the show has been cancelled." It was at this point the voices of angry people, who know to how mosh, that grew over the ominous and scared voice. Not finding it appropriate for a super hero and a princess to be in a riot, they left. They exited a building of angry moshing-able rioters and entered into an episode of cops. Finding it appropriate, Super Happy Gothic Girl (ta da!) ran amuck the police cars singing, "Bad boys, bad boys. Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you". After a police car count of 23 [author's note: I think...they kept moving on me.], Super Happy Gothic Girl (ta da!) and Princess Jen (silence) realized what kind of kodak moment this really was. This was almost better than a better-than-drunk-Hillary-monkey sound straw. Not quite, but close.
After posing with numerous police vehicles (since their entrance into the cops episode, paddy-wagons had also shown up, so just saying cars would be incorrect at this time), Super Happy Gothic Girl (ta da!) and Princess Jen (silence) believed nothing would be a better kodak moment, then one with a member of the law enforcement. Especially with them being all purty and dressed-up as they were in their riot gear. Obviously they were wrong. As Super Happy Gothic Girl (ta da!) posed with the law enforcement man, Princess Jen (silence) saw his billy club rise through the lens of the camera towards her. I guess rioted geared law enforcement types are camera shy. So making a quick exit, the girls ran off to a safe place (far away from Mr. riot gear and his close friend Mr. billy club) to watch the excitement.
The excitement died down for the girls, how many times can you watch people being carried out and thrown into paddy-wagons before you get bored? So after a while, they heeded the advice of the law enforcement riot gear dressed people and left the scene. It was obvious to Super Happy Gothic Girl (ta da!) that she was well out of her league here. That there was no way to make any of these people happy. So instead, she opted to make herself and Princess Jen (silence) happy by going to Perkins for a toasty cinnamon roll and coffee. Which in case you were wondering, she did use the better-than-drunk-Hillary-monkey sound straw on. It would only seem right, don't you agree?
*for those of you even partially interested, yes...this is copywrited. big surprise, huh??*
