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MATERIA MAGICA #1

"You step out into a deep world, the world of Alayria. As you walk around you notice strange things surronding you. You ask yourself, did that bag lady just threaten me? Suddenly you fey instincts kick in and you sink your teeth into her neck, killing her instantly. Your relieved to know that your full, but you wonder how much time can go before you let go.

You walk around a town called Rune and stumble upon the temple. As you enter the temple a beatiful cleric approaches greets you. You find yourself laughing with others in the temple, and then you wake up as you realize some one has just resurrected you, you realize your in Maldra's Keep and ask your self how you will get out of here...alive."

Im going to tell you a funny story. One day I was in my boat crusing around, when I thought to myself, "Can you block boats with your boat?" So off i am in my skiff which is called BUSUTOPIA when I plow into someones skiff. I thought it was interesting that my boat gets damaged while the other innocent boat doesnt get a scratch on it. The second point to this story was, would it be possible to box a boat in the pier stopping it from getting away from the harbor? So I start yelling for people to come to Sigil Harbor and help me block the boats in!

That plan failed no one showed up, but I tried something else. I decided to see if I could store stuff on my boat, so I dropped a merchents necklance in the water and holy smokes it went over board, so I said forget about that. Next I asked my self, can I bring animals on my boat and abandom them there!@? Well yes sir re' Bob I can do that! So I find a horse and I put it on my boat, and I leave it there. I come back a couple weeks later to see my poor horse, is dead on my boat. I had to have a funeral for my poor little horsee, I thought he'd have plenty of water and sea weed, poor fellow, I dont know what got to him, I think Captain Pierot poisoned him but im no expert. :( I was so depressed them I tried to plank myself from my own boat, I wished I was a fey and I exited the ship in the water, unfortunately the tide blew me back to shore and I got sea sick. To top it off a wild boar attacks me, whoa im like Lord Agrippa has cursed me just because I used profanity on him, not fair! This is the end of that.

"You find yourself walking down the pier of Sigil when you hear a loud barbaric voice that almost makes you fall off the pier,"The Merdraco has arrived in Sigil departure to Pirates Cove in 20 minutes!" You look over your shoulder, fearing the Archon Hunter is still following you and board the boat."YAR!@ WHERE THE WOMAN BE THE BEER!" screams the Captain Pierot. He slaps you play full on the back and ruffles your hear with his huge dry hands. You can only smile as you attacking him would only be futile, and being booted from the ship is not an option.