TNCM Saturday, October 29, 2005 8:21 PM:

Yeah, I was checking my email and somehow this made it through my junk mail..

Date: Sat, 29 Oct 2005 17:52:27 -0800
From: "Emil Herrera" <Rankinica@fusemail.com> Add to Address Book Add Mobile Alert
To: greg_t71611@yahoo.com, greg_t_hart@yahoo.com, greg_tammy_family@yahoo.com, greg_tatoyan@yahoo.com, greg_the_dinosaur@yahoo.com, greg_theman_us@yahoo.com

Subject: Ever wanted a fuckbuddy?

"Love is something eternal, The aspect may change, But not the essence"
a insightful man once said:D

And soon you can obtain fondness for yourself aswell,
without the pointless dates;-)

If its either a One-Nite stand or something
more serious, you'll get it here:
http://www.hope-to-get-laid.us/hottie/

Now, messages like these always suck. One, because it gets your hopes up. But that's not the main reason. Two, some jackass has your email and is probably sending you other stuff. Now what really sucks about this is that if you look at the people who this ass sent it too, he sent it to greg_tammy_family@yahoo.com. This is no horny pubecent high school/college kid. This is a Greg, Tammy and family. Family probably indicates kids. This family doesn't need a fuck buddy.

That's not cool man.