1. Free 1. Free Banta Singh rushed back angrily to the grocery shop from where he had purchased a packet of butter a few minutes ago. "Where is my free gift?" he shouted at the shopkeeper. "But Sir, there is no free gift on the purchase of butter." The shopkeeper answered politely. "Don't fool me," replied Banta, "it is clearly written on the packet of the butter 'Cholesterol free'".
2.Sugar Bottles
One day Santa Singh was home and he went to the kitchen, opened the sugar bottle, peeped inside and closed it.
His wife was seeing this. After some time Santa again went to the kitchen, opened the Sugar Bottle, peeped inside and closed it.
His wife again saw this.
Santa Singh again and again did the same thing. His wife was puzzled at why did he do something like this..
So, she asked "Santa, Why did you open the Sugar bottle, see inside and close it often?
Santa Singh replied: 'I am a Sugar Patient you know.... Our doctor advised me to check up the Sugar often.
3.Blood Group
Sardarji: Nurse, I am very eager to know my blood group.
Nurse: B positive
Srdarji: please tell me soon ...
Nurse: B positive
Sardarji: Madam, I am positive, but eager to know the blood group.
4. Car A Sardarji bought a new car. Next day he is driving his car to office. On the way he was waiting for the Signal. Suddenly he opened the door and got down. Then he went to the Traffic Police and asked him, 'How much should I pay to turn right?' The Policeman was astonished and asked, 'Why are you asking like this? Then Sardarji showed him the sign board which was in the corner of the road: "Free Left Turn"
5.Race
Jugnu Singh sees lot of guys running on the highway.
Asks a bystander as to why are the guys doing what they are doing.
The bystander: A Marathon race is going on
Jugnu Singh: What do they get from that?
Bystander: The winner will get a prize.
Jugnu Singh: Then why are the others running?
6.Dead Bird
Jugnu Singh and an American were walking outside.
American said: "Oh, look at the dead bird."
Jugnu Singh looked towards the sky and said, "Where,where?"
7.Train Accident
"Channel Aaj Tak" gets news that:
100 sardars are killed in a train accident at Amritsar station. Only one sardar left alive.
The correspondent goes to him and asks, "Sardarji, how did it happen?"
Sardar: "oh ji pucho mat... sab kuch sahi tha sab log platform par khade gaadi ki wait kar rahe they. Achanak announcement hui ki shatabdee express 2 no. platform par aa rahi hai. Jaise hi sab ne suna ki gaddi PLATFORM PAR aa rahi hai, sab log apni jaan bachane ke liye PATRI par kood gaye. Aur tabhi gaddi patri par aa gayi."
Aaj tak: "Thank god. Aap ne samajhdari dikhayee. Aap PATRI par nahin koode."
Sardar: "oe nahin ji main to suicide karne ki iye PATRI par hi leta tha. Jaise hi announcement hui main to platform par chad gaya."