1.Sensational & Detective novels 1.Sensational & Detective novels
A sardar was very fond of sensational and detective novels, but he always started reading from the middle.
A friend of his asked why he did so?"
It'z doubly interesting", said the Sardar. "TO start from the middle keeps one curious not only about its conclusion but also about its beginning...
2.SandwitchesTwo Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two beers took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them. "You can't eat your own sandwiches in here," complained the pub-owner. So the two sardars swapped (exchanged) their sandwiches.
3.A Detective Job Vacancy
Three men were applying for the same job as a detective.
One was a Sardarji, one was Jewish, and one was Italian.
The chief decided to ask each applicant just one question and base his decision upon that answer.
When the Jewish man arrived for his interview, the chief asked him, "Who killed Jesus Christ?" The Jewish man answered without hesitation "The Romans killed him." The chief thanked him and he left.
When the Italian man arrived for his interview, the chief asked the same question. He replied "Jesus was killed by the Jews."Again,the chief thanked the man who then left.
Finally the Sardarji arrived for his interview, he was asked the same question. He thought for a long time, before saying, "Could I have some time to think about it?" The chief said, "OK, but get back to me tomorrow."
When the Sardarji arrived home, his wife asked "How did the interview go?". Pat came the reply, "Great, I got the job, and I'm already investigating a murder."
4.Plane Engine
A Sardarji, a Muslim, a Hindu and an American were flying.
Suddenly the plane's engine goes bad. So everybody is advised to jump. But they realise that there are no parachutes on the plane.
The Sardar being little bold thinks "hai saale marna to hai, why not try something ". He unties his turban and holds the ends, making it like a parachute, and jumps out. Luckily the idea works and he floats down like on a parachute.
Seeing this Hindu pandit also opens his dhoti and does the same, he also starts floating.
Now the Muslim also removes his kurta and does the same and he too starts floating.
Now comes American's turn. Poor chap is wearing a torn Bermudas and a tattered T-shirt. Anyway he also removes them ties everything up and jumps. But it does not hold and he starts falling very quickly.
On the way to the ground he passes the Muslim, Who says "Allah tumhari kherkare", then he passes Pandit. Pandit says "Bhagwan tumhari raksha kare".
Now when he quickly passes the Sardarji, Sardarji says "accha race lagana hai, le phir" and he leaves the turban.
5. SalaryA sardarji was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS etc. Then he came to the column Salary Expected : He was not sure as to what to be filled there. After much thought he wrote : Yes
6.Sardarji Landing a Plane
Two Sardarjis (pilots) try to land an airplane in the states. They start descending and as they touch the ground the pilot scream the runway is ending...".
The second pilot swiftly gets the plane back up in the air...
They make a big turn and start descending again. The moment they touch the ground, the pilot scream again "Get the plane up, the runaway is ending...".
The second pilot swiftly gets the plane back up in the air..
They make a big turn and start descending again...
This goes on again and again...
During their fourth descent the pilot says : "Look at those stupid Americans, they build this huge & expensive airport but with such a short runaway..",
"I know" answers the second pilot, "But look how wide they made it...."
7.Sardar & Dogs
Once a surdar and 2 dogs were sent to space.The ground station was giving instruction from earth.The session goes as follows:
Ruby?
-woof!
press the red button.
-woof! woof!
Moti?
_woof!
press the white button and switsch on the monitor.
-woof! woof!
sardarji?
-woof!
stop barking and feed the dogs,don't touch anything.