Welcome to Sardarji's Jokes Page No.5

  1.Sardar Officer

Sardarji got his promotion and become an officer in Punjab Government. To keep up with his status, he decided to speak only in English to all his subordinates. One morning, his peon peeped through the door to see if his boss was busy. Santa Singh noticed him and shouted, "Why are you outstanding! Please income."

  2.Graffiti

Santa Singh was walking on the road and paused to read the graffiti on the wall. It read "Padne waala gadha."(one who reads it is an ass.) Santa Singh thought for an hour, erased it and wrote back,"Likhne waala gadha."(One who wrote it is an ass).

  3.Newspaper Advertise

Mr. Banta Singh came to the office of The Hindustan Times to place an advertisement announcing his father's death. "The rate is RS. 360 per single col. cm," the clerk told him. "Main to lut jaoonga - I 'll be ruined," exclaimed Banta Singh. "My father was 182 cms tall."

  4.Fine

Banta Singh was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked him if he had anything to say in his defence. "They should not put up such misleading notices," said Banta Singh. "It said , FINE FOR PARKING HERE"

  5.Mother

Sardarji: (crying) the doctor called, my mother is dead.
Friend: condolence, my friend. After 2 minutes Sardarji cries even louder
Friend: what now?
Sardarji: my sister just called, her mother died too!

  6.Bengali

One day a Sardarji talking with his friend...
Sardarji: I have to learn Bengali language within 6 months otherwise I will not be able to communicate with my child.
Friend: Is it! Why?
Sardarji: We have adopted a Bengali child and it will start to speak after 6 months.

  7.Examination

Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University final examination. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then removes his turban and throws it away as well. His shirt, pant, socks and watch follow suit.
The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on. "Oye, I am only following the instructions yaar," he says, " it says here,
'Answer the following questions in brief'.".

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