Welcome to Sardarji's Jokes Page No.4

  1.Ticket counter

Once a Sardarji happended to be in a queue at a railway station ticket counter with two men ahead of him. "Ek Punjab Mail dena" demanded the man in front. He was given a ticket. Then came the turn of the sardarji, "Ikk Punjab female dena". "What do you mean by Punjab female" asked the clerk. "It is for my wife" replied the Sardarji.

  2.Demand

A sardarji father gave the following advice to his son about to be married. "Puttar (son) if you want things from your in-laws, be sure to pitch your demand high. If you wanted cycle, ask for scooter; if you wanted motorcycle, ask for Maruti. Always ask for something higher than you need. The young Sardarji who wanted no dowry, imbibed the lesson. When his father-in-law what he wanted, the young Sardarji replied " Give me the girl's mother"

  3.Poetic Nature

Sardarji is at a feast arranged by the Queen of England. One of the dignitaries present requests the Queen, "Pass the Wine you Devine !".
Sardarji thinks to himself - "How poetic !". Sardar also wants to say a rhyming sentence. He tells the British ambassador sitting next to him, "Pass the custard you bastard".

  4.Phone Call

A sardarji with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."
"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But .. what happened to your other ear?"
"The scoundrel called back

  5.Angry Sardar

Angry Sardar:Oye mein is duniya ko mita dunga - mita dunga- mita dunga.
Another sardar standing besides said mein tujhe rubber nahi dunga- nahi dunga-nahi dunga.

  6.Bicycle

Sardar on cycle hit lady accidently, lady says,"break nahi mar sakta tha kya"?
Sardar replies "break ka kya hai, poori cycle to mar di."

  7.Titanic

Titanic is sinking; everybody in the ship is shouting, crying, running or praying to God... Just then an Italian asks the nearby Sardarji in the ship.
Italian: How far is land, from here?
Sardarji: Two miles.
Italian: Only two miles!? Then why are these fools making noise. I have got the experience of swimming even more.
Sardarji:??? (The Italian jumps off the ship into the sea and comes up to the layer to ask something again)
Italian: Just tell me which side; land is two miles from here?
Sardarji: Downwards.....

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