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Coven of the Unicorn's Realm

Ritual Hygiene- Advice to Neophytes

1. Never invoke anyone you can't banish.

2. Never wear a white robe to a Bacchanalian revel.

3. Never play "52 pick-up" with your High Priestess' tarot deck.

4. Never give your real address to any entities that you just met on the astral.

5. Never caress unidentified furry things at a dark ritual unless you are very relaxed in your sexual taste.

6. Never make loud comments about the physical attributes of the High Priestess during skyclad rituals.

7. Never gargle with the ritual wine.

8. Never sing "Onward Christain Soldiers" during the Great Rite.

9. Never tell Jehovahs Witnesses at your door," Sorry I can't schmooze, I'm invoking pagan dieties downstairs.

10. Never claim to be Aleister Crowley's reincarnation unless you are sure that the person next to you isn't.

11. Thou shalt not use contraction (eg. Perfect Love and Perfect Trust is NOT to be Perfect Love and Perfect LUST")

12. Thou shall not refer to the High Priestess as "Herself" or "Her Nibs."

13. Thou shalt be able to find first gear in the coven car.

14. Thou shall be aware of the phase of the moon before doing Morgans "Full Moon" etc...

15. Only once in a circle can we say "Mary Tyler Moore" incase the gods think it is a new invocation.

16. All visiting friends are to be subjected to "Isis, Astarte, etc".

17. If a child of the High Priestess eats all the Sabbat cakes again he shall recieve one little swish with the scourge.

18. Thou shalt only invoke Watto in case of dire need (eg. widows and divorces.)

19. Persons must be willing to libate in public.

20. Thou shalt not refer to the High Priest as "Himself" or "The High Priestess' meat!"

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I have chosen my path
The choices I made
They thrive as part of my soul
I can never change my roads
For I must make do with this string
The life I could have had
For better or worse
I know not the future
Nor the dimensions of time
I feel my parallel self
We are one in the same
Yet different in choice
We are both regretful
What may have happened
Though We are intertwined
Our roads can never cross
F.W. Vickers

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