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Rhythm guitarist Dan finds new outfit which he swears gives him sexual powers!

Could this be the funkiest man you've ever seen?

For years now Dan has been confused about his appearance but since meeting his new partner,

Mr Blobby, 23, he says "I  is now heavily influenced by de rhythmic style of me pink spotted lover

He added "This spliff is really HARSH!".

Friend of the band, Bohdan (right) says "I feel embarrassed to be around him right now. He even scares 

my cat which is a nightmare because she's sposed to be in season right now, and I 'aint gettin' any at the moment

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