Howdy! This page is dedicated to the reviews of Classic
Rock And Pop Albums (as well as some videos). Lots of sites on the
Web are dedicated to current bands - the Eighties/Nineties stuff, postpunk,
alternative, hip-hop and all that,, but there's only about a couple of
'em dedicated to older stuff, so I guess one more won't hurt. And if you're
too lazy to read about technical details - well, go back to the main
page at your own risk.
Here's
a little RAQ (Rarely Asked Questions) I've constructed: |
1. What gets reviewed? I
only review CDs that are in my possession. This means that the number of
reviews, bands, albums, videos, etc., is fairly limited - as far as my
time and money goes. However, I will try to make the reviews themselves
as informative as possible, giving not only my personal impressions, but
also some technical information: the date of release, some names of tracks,
artists, interesting details, etc., etc.
I also review album collections in MP3 by bands and artists which I consider
less important than the ones whose audio CDs are reviewed on the main part
of the site.
2. How does the rating system work?
The ratings are given on a 1 - 10 scale, as on most record review
sites. However, it is absolutely evident that, for example, a Beatles 10
can in no way be the same as, say, an Abba or a Traffic 10. For that reason
at the beginning of each set of reviews I am giving a general artist/band
rating, based on a 1 - 5 scale. Of course, lots of bands would receive
even lower ratings, but no such bands on my site. The band rating
depends on quite a few factors, among them (a) the band's originality,
(b) the band's longevity, (c) the band's listener-friendliness.
The overall rating of an album is thus represented by the formula "record
rating added to band rating". That is, if the Beatles' rating is 5
and the LP Yellow Submarine gets a 5 (as compared to other Beatles'
records), its overall rating is 10, etc. In general, the ratings follow
my personal tastes. But whenever they stray far too seriously from the
general public tastes, I usually make a warning.
ATTENTION ATTENTION: since so much accent is placed on the
general Artist/Band rating, the album ratings do NOT necessarily
represent 'good' or 'bad' albums. A 10 goes not to a 'great' album, but
to a 'best-of-artist' album. That is, I may even give a 10 to a bad
album - if I feel this was the poor band's best effort, or if it was their
only one. Don't feel disparaged, though: the general band rating usually
sorts these things out. Example: Blind Faith gets a rating
of 10 since the band Blind Faith only put out one album. The overall rating
of Blind Faith the band is 1. 10+1=11 which is a 'just very good' album.
This is exactly how I feel about it: good, but nothing spectacular.
For MP3 reviews, ratings are given out in stars, from one to five with
intermediate half-stars thrown in for good measure.
3. What's that band rating all about?
Many of the flames I receive act as if giving a certain band an overall
rating of three or two is a horrible crime; the phrase 'give band/artist
so-and-so at least a five' is quite common among the received messages,
despite all of its self-contradiction - it's as if somebody said 'this
artist is at least the equal of Jesus Christ'. Nope. I must inform you
that I love/like most of the bands on this site, except for those that
receive a rating of one, and even these have some totally satisfying records.
So here's a more detailed explanation:
Five Stars. An ideal band; sure enough, some of its output might
be flawed, but it's the highest standard by which I judge everything else.
It must meet such an awful lot of selective criteria that only three of
the bands in existence (the Beatles, the Rolling Stones and the Who) have
received this rating; Bob Dylan also passed the plank, although it was
a tough choice for me - he's put out quite a solid load of stinkers. Still,
the very inhumane strength of his 1965-66 records alone managed to get
him through.
Four Stars. An immeasurably great band; don't worry if it hasn't
made the biggest grade, because that's something up for the demi-gods to
do. If you're looking for unlimited musical and stylistic innovation (the
Byrds, the Kinks), awesome musicianship (Cream, Jimi Hendrix), or immaculate
songwriting (CCR, John Lennon, Paul McCartney), start right here. Not a
lot of people made this grade, either, though.
Three Stars. These bands are rarely as grand, impressive and cathartic
as the above-mentioned, but they are still universally significant. As
I see it here and now, this place is mostly reserved for extremely innovative
bands that didn't always manage to complement the innovations and their,
often unique and entirely original, style with fully competent songwriting
(Led Zeppelin, Genesis, King Crimson, etc., etc.).
Two Stars. More or less the contrary - bands and artists with, quite
often, lots of songwriting talent, but fairly limited in style and rarely
innovative in anything. This section contains many names that'll make the
biased person cringe - ABBA, Elton John, the Monkees, Rod Stewart - but
I could care less; I love these artists' knack for creative, original melodies,
and there they'll stay.
One Star. Artists with occasional flashes of brilliance, but which
never go far beyond 'cutesy'. For the most part, this is very high quality
background music - tunes which can be easily enjoyed but which are more
or less useless to listen to with a lot of attention. You can dance or
groove to this stuff, but you can't really think about this stuff.
Or it's vice versa (as with Pete Townshend): you can think a lot, but you
sure don't enjoy the songs for their catchiness or sheer musical power.
4. How are the reviews structured?
The reviews are separated into three parts. The biggest one, Album reviews,
is dedicated to regular studio/live releases. Hit packages deal
with, naturally, greatest hits or such-like compilations. They are not
given ratings, because this is simply unfair: it is obvious that most bands'
(excluding, maybe, the 5-rated bands) albums should always lose to greatest
hits compilations. Finally, there is the video section, which discusses
the few videos I have: they too are not given ratings. After all, they
are not made (usually) by musicians themselves and even if they are I wouldn't
want to rate moving pictures.
5. How are solo careers of ex-band members
treated? Originally, I wasn't going to review such things
at all; lately, though, I've become convinced that it is not quite right
to pay all attention to a certain band and completely neglect the solo
efforts of its members. After all, what's in a band name? So it is that
after a certain band's set of reviews you'll happen to fall upon a line
called 'Appendix: SOLO PROJECTS', where I'll be grouping solo efforts
by certain band members, although in this case I never guarantee
a complete discography. Also, records reviewed under this section will
never get a 'record rating', just an overall one.
Note also that in some cases solo artists receive an entire page of their
own. This might be due to several reasons, such as the immensity of a certain
artist's catalog (Lou Reed; all of the ex-Beatles), or his vast and significant
differencies from his past band (Peter Gabriel; Pete Townshend), or just
to the fact that I'd written the page earlier and am too lazy to re-structure
it as an appendix (Syd Barrett, John Fogerty). In this case, the solo artist
naturally gets an artist rating and record ratings of his own.
Sometimes a certain artist's solo career is so prolific that the appendix
becomes larger than the page itself - in these cases, if the artist is
not considered enough significant (Paul Simon), I review his stuff on the
MP3 page.
6. What are your reviewing principles?
This is a question that I get asked quite often, in some form or other.
This is, in brief, the model of the reviewing process:
a) I am never biased towards any record or band that I am reviewing.
I may be biased towards somebody before reviewing them, based
on what few or not few music I've heard, but as soon as I pop the CD into
the deck, I'm just worrying about the audio effect;
b) normally, the album gets at least three listens - more if I feel it
is more complex and untrivial than usual (Peter Gabriel's Security,
for instance, took six listens to appreciate), and less if it is clear
to me that it's trivial (Rod Stewart's Camouflage). Live albums
usually get just one, maximum two listens - all you got to figure out is
how these tracks relate to the studio originals;
c) based on the subjective audio impression, I'm trying to figure out why
this album sounds so great or so shitty, including my comments onto the
page;
d) from time to time reviews get re-written - some of my old ones, for
instance, were far too short and sketchy. Also, I'm human, and may easily
change my mind after, say, the tenth listen where I didn't change it after
the ninth;
e) I'm not a musician or a specialist in musical theory (I'm a linguist
by profession); I don't play any instruments and, while I do know how to
tell an A from an E, do not expect any serious insights in the technical
side of the reviewed music; for that, please look somewhere else. I only
try to follow my emotions and explain what goes on inside my head during
the listening process in words. If that sometimes feels dry or pedantic
to you, that's not my fault, it's the fault of the English language;
f) Keep in mind that I'm not a rabid fan of any band/artist bar
the ones that are rated five stars. This means that my tone there is far
less religious and maybe a little bit more offensive sometimes. Therefore,
please pay attention to the overall ratings of the records: sometimes
a review might seem to be bashing the album (due to some minor problems
or some particularly stinkin' track), when in reality I love this album.
And also keep in mind that any of the records that are rated from
10 and upwards are worth buying;
g) For more information see the guidelines
for posting your comments.
7. Can I E-mail you my comments?
YES. This site allows interactivity. You may add your comments either to
the opening paragraph (which always ends with the question 'What do you
think of artist so-and-so?') or to any album, hit package or video you
wish. Just don't forget to mention their title somewhere so I can easily
post your message. And please - restrain yourselves from obscenities. I'm
willing to post hatemail, but some of the most obscene letters will be
mercilessly discarded. Also, I may feel free to publish some kind of answer
to your messages if I'm in the mood to object you. So let's all try to
be democratic within the limits of decency! For more information, please
see the guidelines.
8. Can I write reviews for this site?
NO. At least, not for now. It's not that I doubt anybody's possibilities
of writing reviews; I actually thought I had none until I tried,
so I guess the process is fairly easy. It's just that this site primarily
reflects my opinions and tastes - yours might significantly differ from
mine, for better or for worse, and the poor listener/reader will be baffled
at the disagreements over the ratings and everything. If I ever get tired
of the process, I may pass the business on to somebody - right now, I think
I'm coping. But feel free to comment on anything. Just don't mail me reviews
of albums I don't have (although, wink wink, you might actually mail me
albums I don't have).
9. What else does the site offer?
Besides the usual sections, you can also check out my general ratings
page if you want to secure the best; a complete track
listing for all of the songs on reviewed CDs if you're looking for
a song title; be sure to check out my new additions
and the links page. For some obscure musical philosophy,
check out my essay page, but get ready to be bored
(did I warn you I'm a really boring guy?) I've also started on a modest
rock chronology, which lists all of the records reviewed on here in
chronological order, so this is the place to come if you want to check
out, say, which of the great psychedelic records came out before Sgt
Pepper.
I'm also planning on some stuff other people have done on their sites -
like choosing my favourite 'albums of the year', giving a general overview
of 60's - early 70's rock, etc., but this will probably take some time,
so concentrate on the reviews. So far, I've only put up a list of some
of the most exceptional (revolutionary, quintessential, best, etc.) albums
for each band, which can be accessed here. And, meanwhile,
you can also check out my musical creed and see
for yourself whether this will or won't turn you off further reading.
10. What exactly, how, and how fast are
you reviewing? At the present time my CD collection includes
about 800 units, and it's growing - this stuff is addictive. However, don't
expect me to review everything you could dream of. First of all, I'm not
a musician; music is an important, but certainly not the only part of my
life. Second, as you may have read in the creed,
I am generally just a fan of classic rock which means 60's and first half
of the 70's for me - before the onslaught of disco and punk. Third, I'm
much more interested in assembling a thorough discography of a particular
band/artist instead of diffusing myself over dozens of acts, picking just
a couple of hit packages or best albums and ignoring the rest. Most of
the acts that I cover are at the least decent and at the most great, so
I guess you can find traces of genius even in some of their worst output.
Finally, a complete overview of a band just helps one to understand its
development and place in history with a lot more accuracy than just picking
out the best. In all, I can certainly say that this site is band-oriented
rather than album-oriented.
Do not also forget that I live in Russia where purchasing of CDs is an
entirely different process from the one in the USA. Imported official releases
are usually expensive beyond my purchasing abilities (one per week is an
absolute peak for me, and only during 'good times'); so I'm mostly relying
on their cheap copies produced in Russia (whether they're pirated or not,
I'm not sure: they mostly say 'licensed' on them, but they're real cheap
and I have my doubts. Nothing to do, though - either this or nothing).
And, as you may guess, not everything is readily available for me. Any
extravagant person out there who'd want to ship his used CDs to Russia?
Guess not... Anyway, if you see that a famous artist or band have only
got one or two reviewed albums, it most probably means I either haven't
yet gotten around to writing all of the reviews or haven't yet had the
ability or money to buy all the others. Gimme time!
11. What should I refrain from?
PLEASE do NOT address me if you're in for trivia, lyrics, tablature, bootlegs,
rarities and stuff like that. I don't know nothing about where to
get Watt by Ten Years After or an unofficial video of John Lennon
bed-ins in the States or, in fact, anywhere in the world (except Moscow).
Requests of such kind only confuse and embarrass me. Almost every CD that
I have I got in the Moscow market, and almost every lyrics that I found
I found on the Web. Be creative and rely on your own forces. I only give
recommendations.
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