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It is necessary to develop a few original methods of bumping people off, a trademark such as this is absolutely vital. It shows pride in one's work and it is very important that all other potential leaders of the world respect you (i.e. are reeeeeeally scared of you).
Here are some examples:
The pencil method:
Perfect for when someone attempts to intimidate you in your office/evil headquarters/ private helicopter … whatever… there will most likely be a pencil on hand (but just in case get your evil henchman to carry one at all times--it's so much better than a hat with a steel rim!!). There are no particular rules to this method, view it as a game--how much pain can you inflicted with a little piece of wood and graphite and in how many different ways?
[Hint: sticking one up one's nose is particularly painful, even more uncomfortable than a small chip (see the usual suspects) according to Peg]
The Rocket
(see diagram on left) This method is particularly spectacular, especially if one wants to impress one's counterparts with one's evilness and extravagance. Let's face it, a single well-placed bullet is far more economical than strapping an adversary to a rocket and sending them into orbit. But hey, it's just money and it's fun watching them become a little orange dot in the sky…
3. Death by Misadventure
This is particularly cruel. Remove the 'crème' from a Cadbury's Crème Egg and give it to your arch enemy. When they bite into it and find that it is hollow the disappointment kills them. It is a horrible, horrible death.
Whoopee Cushion
You've guessed it, place a whoopee cushion on the arch enemy's chair, the see it, say 'oh how amusing' and sit on it. The chair explodes. A sad but funny tale of human stupidity. Moral: never trust what looks like a silly practical joke!
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