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Every potential world leader needs a group of loyal but twisted compatriots… Here are mine:
She has a personal vendetta against the McDonalds chain due to a childhood catastrophe involving a milkshake, a chip and her left nostril.
Her cover is an aerobics instructor, she has released several inane fitness videos much in the vein of Cindy Crawford's (of whom she is an avid fan!) She is also a well-known gay rights activist . Weapon of choice: mobile phone, she fries the brains of her opposition.
Once she pops she just can't stop! Her front is as mascot of the local rugby team… she massages all their injuries. She uses a deadly oil that kills them instantly. They think its kinky that she wears a mask...little do they know. You should always bring your own
protection.
She eats poisonous crackers and then spits them out at unsuspecting passers-by. One hit and you're down.
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