10. Once a Scot, always a Scot.

9. You can collect a lot of stuff in four and a half centuries.  Organization is a key factor in displaying it.

8. Laughter is the best medicine. ("Heh heh heh")

7. When questioned by the cops, it’s always best to play dumb.  ("What’s that?"  "A sword?")

6. Always keep your sense of humor -- especially in a fight.  ("Heh heh heh...what kept you?")

5. Tennis shoes and trenchcoats are a fashion statement.

4. Steel pipes come in handy.

3. Sword sharpening is a meditative activity.

2. "When you only have one life, you value it."

1. Life is "a kind of magic."