Yes, you all know by now of God's death. Well if you don't know, quickly go to God's Last Words, it will explain all.
Anyway the most recent news is that God has been sighted with Elvis Presley in Argentina. I know what you are thinking, "this is just another one of those hoaxes" but no! It's true! The King and the G-man have been sighted on various occasions together at different venues, in the company of several Nazis who fled Germany after WW2. It is an amazing development to the rumours that have been circulating since God's alleged death in the late 70's. These rumours have now achieved the rank of "assumed fact" with the sightings and the documented evidence that accompanies them.
The latest we have is this stunning collection of photos, to add to the evidence that these two worshipped entities are really still living it up!
So what have they been doing while
The King is not the only one who has been hiding out all of these years!
Local music critic, Arthur Panpipe, has been following this duo for the past five months, after they burst onto the music scene with their song "I am Elvis and this is God!" which peaked at number fourteen on the folk charts.
"They are yet another ensemble who defies classification, and are so like massively out there that I am
"Also notable is their use of Indian instruments and the obvious pleasure they have in mixing their sounds, and creating new refreshing beats, such as in their song Mother Fucking Biking Whore from Hell 3 which features a guest vocal performance from Keith***? formerly of The Prodigy, and a sample from The Cure's Love Cats. Ah, what was the question?"
Earlier this year, during their tour of the southern, snow-layered regions of Argentina, Elivs and God were snapped by some amateur photographers, as shown below!
This shot shows God sitting on the stage, with harmonica in hand, as Elvis stands on a raised platform.
