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[Gals]

Guilty of all the seven deadly sins, these fiendish females are. Don't be fooled by the "softer sex" they are indeed just as heathenous as their male counterparts. Here are a few examples.

Some have not responded to my request for info, they know who they are!


facbul2a.gif (140 bytes)Kristin Tierney    facbul2a.gif (140 bytes)Charlotte Kingman  facbul2a.gif (140 bytes)Monique Chesworth  facbul2a.gif (140 bytes)Nicole White  facbul2a.gif (140 bytes)Shannon Junkin

facbul2a.gif (140 bytes)Shelly Conley  facbul2a.gif (140 bytes)Lesley Jones  facbul2a.gif (140 bytes)Alison Windsor  facbul2a.gif (140 bytes)Katie Baldwin


facbul1a.gif (527 bytes)Kristin Tierney

Kristin is my best friend. I met her when I went to Germany. She went to another school in Grafton, and we became really close in Germany. We went out for 14 months, and we are now the best of friends.

Email: tierney@iprimus.com.au

Favourite Movie: Pretty Woman Julia Robets wearing nothing but a tie... who wouldn't want to experience that! (this refers to a scene in Pretty Woman for all those confused!)

Why?: Julia Roberts rocks! Actually, to be truthful, I just want to be a hooker! hehe!!! Is that where you got all that money!?

Favourite Music: Anything Such as...

Most Memorable Experience: Going to Germany for 2 months Kicked arse, that trip did... best experience of my life too, also remains as one of my prime obsessions

Favourite Pastime: Chatting to friends, sleeping and shopping

Favourite Foods: Chicken [drool]

What is you opinion of Guru Al (or his alias Allan Houston, if you will): Allan is a wonderful, loving, funny guy. We have been through so much together, that I will never be able to forget him OK, yes, I did put this part in just to receive some praise... OK I AM desperate and I do crave attention!!! What do you want from me??!

Favourite Saying: Don't live life following others' expectations! Great advice... !!!


facbul1a.gif (527 bytes)Charlotte "Killer" Kingman (alias Igor, Saxon, Dr. Q, Lima-Bean Starchild, Posh, Sexy)

Charlotte, who also goes/went to my school (as we have finished school as of November 1999), went to Germany with me . . .

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This is a picture of Charlotte . . . 's alias, Igor. Some of my friends and I think the face looks like Charlotte.

Email: kingman@key.net.au

Favourite Movie: The original Star Wars No no no. The Empire Strikes back is the best!!

Why?: Wherelse have you seen such wonderful acting and early 80s clothes disguised as alien everyday leisure wear? Sorry, no Potato! It was actually late seventies!

Favourite Music: Alternative Rock, especially THE WHITLAMS!!! Right on!

Most Memorable Experience: Hmm, heartlessly dumping Kitley on his sorry ass, and going out with Paul a mere 4 days later after telling Kitley "No, its not because of Paul" (STICK THAT ONE SIDEWAYS KITLEY!!!) You heartless bitch! Have you know concern for the said young man's feelings . . . well obviously not. And who does really?!?

Favourite Pastime: I was under the impression it was spelt Passtime as it passes time!! Ha ha. Actually I think you'll find it involves a can of whipped cream, a gerbal and a lacy black G-string. Yes Tennis. Tennis!!??! That's disgusting! What role does the Gerbil play exactly?

Favourite Foods: Chinese; Most of all Italian, especially Pasta and lots of spicy tomato sauces. Afterall, you have to follow your Mediterranean lineage!!

Significant Other(s):PAUL "Woozelwazza" WORRELL. 16 months as of 25/10/99 And no children to show for  it! You should have had at least four by now!

What is you opinion of Guru Al (or his alias Allan Houston, if you will): I would like to sit on his shoulders and slap around his bald little monk's head. what's this about "bald"??

Favourite Saying:"well we could do that or you know........NOT!!"   "let me think about that for a moment.........hmmmm, no" Ahuh . . .


facbul1a.gif (527 bytes)Monique Chesworth (alias Nique, Ches)

URL: http://www.noneatall.com

Email: ches@nor.com.au

Favourite Movie:This is a hard one- I will have to say TITANIC or any feel good movie Feel good shoul not be in a sentence that even vaguely relates to Leonardo DiCaprio

Why?: Emotional feelings felt and how they reflect in real life.

Favourite Music: mixture but not the heavy stuff Like the Beegees?

Most Memorable Experience: on the topic of..................? Anything really . . .!

Favourite Pastime: talking to people on the phone or anything with speed associated with it. Give up the drugs Monique!!

Favourite Foods: Variation of  Pasta dishes and things that are exotic I concur

Significant Other(s): none! how about that for an answer! Well I am glad that the whole S.... thing is over with . . . However I am sure that S.... isn't . . .

What is you opinion of Guru Al (or his alias Allan Houston, if you will): Fantastic guy I just can't get enough of this praise!!!

Favourite Saying: Don't Worry, Be Happy Worry, worry? What is there to worry about? Oh, no! Is there going to be some sort of disaster? Is the world about to end? It's my Persian rug isn't it? Someone spilt something on my dear persian rug!!! Oh why? Why is it always the innocent??!!? Tell me!! What should I be worried about!!??!!?


facbul1a.gif (527 bytes)Nicole White

One of those who went to Germany with me . . .

nic_iggy.jpg (36879 bytes)Nicole with Iggy, her pet Iguana, taken on a train, on the way back from Berlin . . .

Email: kshmenk@hotmail.com

Shameful Habits: Being bitchy, snobbing people, staying up late You? Bitchy? Surely not!

Favourite Movie: Ever After Hey! You went and saw that in Germany when I was away didn't you?

Why?: All time fav love story

Sucker or Cruncher? (maltesers): suck all the chocolate off then crunch I'd like to get to know you better

Things You Like to Do: hang out with friends, listen to music

Immortal Quote: "I am not a bitch, I am THE bitch. And to you, I am Ms Bitch" Yes ma'am [employ weak, scared voice]


facbul1a.gif (527 bytes)Shannon 'buggirl' Junkin (the one and only) well actually I know at least sixteen Shannon "Buggirl" Junkins.

Shannon is a Canadian exchange student I met in Germany
wpe1.jpg (6106 bytes)This is Shannon dancing with Paul at the Irish Pub in Dachau, Germany. The head at the bottom is Sarah.

URL: http://members.tripod.com/~bugworld/

Email: shannonjunkin@hotmail.com

ICQ Number:
I dont remember it, but I have one! SEARCH FOR ME! Im BUGGIRL!

Shameful Habits:
Biting my nails. But is that really so bad!?!?!
yes, it is and deserves a lifetime of solitude.

Favourite Movie:
ahhhh....I really have no idea. I love all movies. All of them. Except Titanic [Finally, someone else!]. I love theater more though. Movies are so impersonal.

Why?:
why? god, because i want to act! thats all i want to do!

Sucker or Cruncher? (maltesers):
am i supposed to understand this? [It's an Australian thing]

Things You Like to Do:
Read, write, recite poetry and plays, act, laugh, dance and smile. Smile? Surely not you!

Immortal Quote:
'Ja mein kind. Lass dieses blummenworte. Er liebt dich. Weisst du, was das heist!? Er liebt dich!'
- Faust, Uhrfaust, Johann Wolfgang Goethe. (you have to read it...its, like, the definition of love gone tragedy....i swear im sighing as i write this....)
What are you doing? Trying to give this page a bit of culture? Forgive me, for being the dirty philistine I am


facbul1a.gif (527 bytes)Shelly Conley

URL: http://members.icq.com/13365371

Email: shelcys@icqmail.com

ICQ Number:13365371

Favourite Movie: Sixth Sense

Why?: Best I have seen in a long time Well . . . you obviously didn't see Godzilla in 1998!!

Favourite Music: Oldies Is that a rap group?

Most Memorable Experience: Birth of my children. Well, try as I may, I don't think I can beat that one!

Favourite Pastime: Reading

Favourite Foods: Beef Stroganoff Oh yes! Give that Stroganoff baby!!

Significant Other(s): Dan [as in her husband, not Daniel James on the Guys page]

What is you opinion of Guru Al (or his alias Allan Houston, if you will): Very articulate, intelligent, and mature for his age. Love his sense of humor, can always make me laugh. (Hope you were trying to be funny??) I love this praise!!

Favourite Saying: Too Funny Yes I am . . .


facbul1a.gif (527 bytes)Lesley (aka Liesl, aka Leadfootlell, aka Cyberstench, aka Lesley-an
the lesbian, aka Les the beer swilling drunkard…) Jones


E-mail: leadfootlell@hotmail.com or lesley_jones@hotmail.com

ICQ Number: 47654735

Favourite Movie:
I was going to say Titanic, and not for the extremely
ORIGINAL story line either, but I just remembered it's Episode 1 - The
Phantom Menace.
Have you seen the other Star Wars movies?? I thought it was a real let-down compared with the others!

Why?:  Obi Wan Kenobi!!!   The excellent light sabre fights.  And, of course,
the company in which I first saw the movie (NOT Simon!!!  Yay me!)
Yes, yay you indeed! What company was it then . . .?

Favourite Music: I can get used to anything.

Most Memorable experience: Let's see, crashing my car was pretty memorable… and then there was the time I got pulled over for speeding, I don't think I'll forget that in a hurry.  And, of course all of my three unit English classes were extremely memorable.  But I think the most memorable experience would have to be going to Berlin.  Definitely that youth hostel, and seeing the Berlin wall, and getting high on Pepsi. And me! I was also memorable in Berlin! Don't forget me!! I mean it was where I coined the now classic phrase - "I like its style!", quickly varied to "I like your style!"

Most Forgettable experience: Mmm, I'll give you three guesses.  His name
starts with 'S.'
Susan . . . Oh, no wait you said he! Umm, Stefan??? Solomon?? I give up. All I can think of is Simon and that doesn't begin with  . . . oh . . . Simon??

Favourite pastime: Reading, writing stories, watching TV

Favourite Foods: Chocolate and Pepsi.

Drug of choice: Mari- I mean caffeine, yes, caffeine. Come on Les, don't go soft on me, I still have to supply you man, you are my best customer!

Significant other(s): Bear and Dino (oh, and you, of course) Who??

What is your opinion of Guru Al (or his alias Allan Houston, if you will): I
think he's a sex god, naturally!
Silence! I thought we agreed we weren't telling anyone yet! What will the neighbours say??!!?

Favourite saying:  'Hi my name is Lesley Jones and I'm a 17 year old
alcoholic lesbian.' Or, alternatively, 'My cat's breath smells like cat food.'
Another thing that was quite memorable in Berlin . . . Lesley stood and decalred this phrase on a packed train. The woman opposite her was laughing at what we were saying . . . we assumed she spoke english . . .


facbul1a.gif (527 bytes)Alison Windsor

Unfortunately Alison hasn't got acces to the internet I was meant to get the info from her at school but I haven't got around to it. She will feature on this page soon, maybe.


facbul1a.gif (527 bytes)Katie Baldwin

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Although I didn't get around to emailing the questionaire to her, I decided to include Katie on this page anyway. I will get around to putting her in here by early February next year

Email: pink_kt@hotmail.com


Last updated: 22/08/00