You are Heathen number Contents The Texts Texts for your guidance The Life and Times of Guru Al New Age Guru Frequently The Guru Al & NTM Download Page My God is Mighty and his name is Atheism Guru Al's Award for the Hated The Lookout Links Hochlor's Game of the Wicked Guru Al's ICQ panel Al's Feedback Give your opinion of HFH Who is Eduardo Camanchio?	Sign Guestbook The Map! View Guestbook What's Coming Soon? Welcome to Heaven For Heathens	View Old Guestbook The yFalminican Republic What's New? Alternatively known as: The Long, Dusty, Twisting and Unclearly-Defined Metaphysical Path Toward Enlightenment

Ah, at last you have arrived in the hallowed halls of the Divine Church of Fred Basset, a veritable Heaven For Heathens.

The church is under the guidance of myself, the High Priest Guru Al. You will be taught the ways of New Age Christianity by the nobles who dwell here. In your time you may cross the paths of myself and nobles, such as Nine Turning Mirrors, Igor, Gorf or Anvil-Falls-On-Coyote.

Read all the texts and become one of us so that you may prepare, as the end is nigh! Well perhaps that is a bit extreme, but it will be here . . . soon, I think. Enjoy thy stay

sincerely, Guru Al

HFH was created July 1998

This edition Last Updated: Monday, 13 November 2000 18:03:14