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Friends
[Guys]
Here are some examples of the most wicked heathens of the male variety, that I have the displeasure of being associated with. The Friends and foes are placed (with few exceptions) in alphabetical order, in regard of no preference.
Some still haven't responded, and that is why they are not on this page!!!
Friends
Peter Andrews James
Bellenger David Bourke David Bruce
Paul Firman
Richard
Hastings Aidan Hennessy Daniel James Matthew Ware
Me!
FOES!
Panagiotis Alexandridis Peter Kitley
Peter Andrews (alias Gorf)
One of my friends who went to Germany with me
Email - pandre02@postoffice.csu.edu.au
ICQ Number: 6923146
Shameful Habits: Sh*t ! Do I have to reveal everything. Oops, too late!
Favourite Movie: Don't really have one, but I have some that I despise, such as "Rendezvous mit Joe Black" I concur
Why?: Because it was in German, and the jokes were crap (ie, when I could understand them) ! ! Even the bits I understood were that good
Sucker or Cruncher? (maltesers): Suck, and then when they're least expecting it...crunch! Nicole said the same thing!
Things You Like to Do: Annoying twin brother 'Twitchy', and try and stay out of potentially fatal situations. In my case, they are always fatal, but I can always try and avoid them.
Immortal Quote: "Stay out of potentially fatal situations, even if you are immortal. It still hurts." Sorry, can't relate
James Bellenger (alias Rabid Snail)
URL - http://www.oocities.org/TimesSquare/Maze/2139,
Email -
ICQ Number: 26395952
Since James gave no more information I will just have to make up the rest. Ha!
Shameful Habits: I just can't stop jiggling my hands when they are in my pockets.
Favourite Movie: Naughty Dillan
Why?: Lots of Naked Men!
Sucker or Cruncher? (maltesers): It depends what the client wants.
Things You Like to Do: Jiggle, jump, fidget, look at pornography
Favourite Celebrity Body Part: I could make some good jokes here James, but I am too nice
Immortal Quote: "It won't fit in there." Sorry James, I had to do it. If you had responded to me and filled in all, or at least most of the categories, then I wouldn't have had to make up this crap.
David Bourke: (alias Dave, Davo)
URL: http://www.key.net.au/~bourke/
Email: bourke@fastlink.com.au
ICQ Number: 4377084 shame none of them start with 0055 . . .
Favourite Movie: Monty Python & the Holy Grail Probably the only Monty Python movie I haven't seen . . .
Why?: they don't come any funnier :) I couldn't say whether they do I or not! (see above comment)
Favourite Music: Dire Straits - Brothers in Arms Hehehe, remember when I hacked on you for liking Dire Straits!
Most Memorable Experience: First time I set eyes on Courtney Aww . . . how thweet! It jutht maketh me wanna . . . retch!! Nah . . . love is sweet . . . it's what makes the world go around . . . and more crap like that.
Favourite Pastimes: Spending time with Courtney, playing guitar, riding motorbikes It's good to see Courtney came first on the list . . . she would be happy
Favourite Foods: roast pork, spaghetti bolognese I would second the latter
Significant Other(s): Courtney Smith Is that . . . Courtney THORNE Smith??
What is you opinion of Guru Al (or his alias Allan Houston, if you will): A decent person, has his head screwed on straight most of the time (except when he's "playing" with Dan) hey I resent the latter comment . . . but the former proves you are not without respect for your SUPERIORS!
Favourite Saying: Bloody Women! Gasp! What would Courtney say??!!?
Email - happy_hemps@yahoo.com
ICQ Number: 20054001
"I have sent you the friends page thing". So said Brucey, several times. However despite his insistence that he has sent it two or three times, I have not got it. He must either be a filthy liar, and idiot (sounds plausible) or has my email address wrong. But how could he!?! All he has to do is reply to the message I sent. Well anyway he has to wait till next year to be featured on this page.
Paul Firman (aka, Pisspot)
Also another who journeyed to the land of Chocolate with myself and 8 others
Email: pisspotpaul@hotmail.com
Shameful Habits: Talking to Kitley and Katie, Studying German, Studying for HSC.
Favourite Movie: SpiceWorld: The Movie
Why?: Baby Spice Rules
Sucker or Cruncher? (maltesers): Whatever you want me to be.
Things You Like to Do: Laugh at Katie and Kitley, also Simon, Watching Spiceworld: The Movie.
Immortal Quote: "Drink Now Pee Later"
Richard Hastings (alias Undies) Whoa, that's real inspiration! How did you get that alias?!?
URL - http://www.oocities.org/richard2711.geo
Email - richyhastings@hotmail.com
ICQ Number: 20921869
Favourite Movie: The Saint You are quite obsessed
with this movie aren't you???
Why?: Action Love
Drama and Humour especially humour Would you like some
commas sir?
Favourite Music: Mixture of everything Could you be more vague??
Most Memorable Experience: Receiving a award for something that took my 5 minutes too complete What!?! What was it? No! Am I to live in eternal anticipation of the answer??!!? Shall I have to cast my hopes of further knowledge aside. No! No! I will break. I will crack under the strain!
Favourite Pastime: Cooking Chilli Eating Chilli and would like to think the same thing men think about every couple of seconds You old Dog!
Favourite Foods: Chilli, Pork, Chicken, Seafoods Like, Oysters perhaps?!? hehehe. And if anyone out there doesn't get that . . . go ask your parents! Oysters may have something to do with the comment in the Favourite Pastime section. Think about it! What still confused!??
Significant Other(s): I wish if any Girl out there is serous i am a eligable girl?? Oh, I get it!
What is you opinion of Guru Al (or his alias Allan Houston, if you will): He is a very humourouse person to which can make any person either think highly or lowly of themselves. No hes a great friend most of the times Most?? Most?!?? I think anyone is lucky to be my acquaintance. And to call me friend stands not within the prospect of belief (sorry, I am still suffering from the precipitatory effects of Macbeth quotes!) for most people! You are honoured man!
Favourite Saying: OHHH ( with drewl coming from my mouth from the sight of a pretty lady) Oh lady! Hello! Pretty Lady! You sound like Jerry Lewis or something!
Aidan Hennessy (alias Nine Turning Mirrors, Cardinal
Gary, Campy, Spamboy, Azrael Mesphitos)
URL - http://www.oocities.org/quentin_george
Email - quentin_george@yahoo.com
ICQ Number: 7068361
Favourite Movie: Debbie Does Dallas once again, Charlotte put this!, or Tenant Does Blinky
Why?: Lots of sex
Favourite Music: Do you mean genre/or bands? Well I like TISM, the Whitlams and some selected music of others incl. Weird Al Yankovic, Ben Folds Five etc... Korn are a bunch of faggots I concur!
Most Memorable Experience: When I drank out of a sewer and threw up on Andie Mcdowell Hey, who hasn't done that at least once in there life!
Favourite Pastime:* Pasttime? What the...oh pastime...sorry, you had a little bit of 'Richyitis" there...um I like to paint a pentacle on the floor of my room in blood and then sacrifice newborns. I also enjoy attending poetry recitals. Hey a common mistake! I bet you are the only smartarse who picked it up!
*Modified - formerly written as passtime.
Significant Other(s): Who do you mean - Sarah Marton...Natalie Milat...oh, you mean real people? Sorry. I think Brucey would be offended that you didn't mention him!
What is you opinion of Guru Al (or his alias Allan Houston, if you will): A bad root...take heed girls It's not true . . . Aidan, You have only ever Known me when my heart wasn't really in it . . . I just couldn't do it . . . I still feel dirty. You used me you bastard, at my most vulnerable!
Favourite Saying: Mit der Samen kommt den Spass I won't even bother translating that. If you have a German dictionary people you can find it out for yourselves! But how true. The fun does come with the s****! However I think you neglected to correctly use the Dative case!!! Mrs Finn would be rolling in her grave . . . err . . . not that she is dead or anything . . . (I hid the body well anyway) [snicker]
Daniel James: (alias Daisy Thucy Maestro)
URL: http://www.oocities.org/Paris/Maison/5116/
Email: daisy69erplease@hotmail.com
ICQ Number: 21864464
Favourite Movie: Godzilla (the original)
Why?: Don't know >> I love big lizards "I AM THE LIZARD KING" Ahuh . . .
Favourite Music: Korn/Limp Bizkit No! You are meant to say Tool!!
Most Memorable Experience: Sex .... with Godzilla I am trying to work out how this would work . . .
Favourite Pastime: Shaving James' eyebrows That was not . . . ah . . .nice!
Favourite Foods: Pasta/Pizza/Chinese Chinese? It's all good aint it?
Significant Other(s): Limp Bizkit Are you a little confused?
What is you opinion of Guru Al (or his alias Allan Houston, if you will): He is a gay bisexual who tries to crack onto me and his other friends... namely Richard ("No he'll turn me gay!!!") I would if I thought it would work . . . well . . .
Favourite Saying: "Oh you're such a doll" me? thanks(!!??!?)
Peter Kitley (alias shrink, Captain Homes de Pants,
Man-O-Corduroy, wankerboy, Shitley):
OK enough shit.... I will put it bluntly... Peter Kitley is a complete WANKER. He is definitely a FOE and NOT a friend.
Email: shrink@nor.com.au
Shameful Habits: Watching Home and Away to see Rebecca Cartwright Who the fuck is that?!? I think that you should also include the neglect to tie up your pants, and letting them roam freely, exposing three inches of boxer shorts! Ever heard of elastic, kitley? We don't like being exposed to that gross sight!!
Favourite Movie: Spiceworld
Why?: The Storyline Good call, I admit grudgingly.
Sucker or Cruncher? (maltesers): Blower Why does this not surprise me? Perhaps because you are a wanker!
Things You Like to Do: Watching Rebecca Cartwright, while listening to the best band in the Cosmos, the Red Hot Chilli Peppers Make sure this interest with this Rebecca Cartwright doesn't develop into an obsession with you stalking her. She seems like a chaste young lass, don't corrupt her with your ill ways!
Favourite Celebrity Body Part: Rebecca Cartwright's belly button (and the rest).
Immortal Quote: "If you are alone in someone's dark bedroom wearing a threatening mask for over 10 minutes, you do begin to feel very weird." I could think of a more appropriate quote. It starts with "I" and ends with "young". In between is "too" and "am", in no specific order. . . Was that to obvious? Oh, many people would not no what this means . . . well you see, old PK spent 8 weeks flirting with the female German exchange students, and finally when he was propisitioned by one he remarked weakly, "I'm too young", he hasn't been able to live it down.
URL: http://www.oocities.org/CapitolHill/Senate/8519
Email: matthew_ware@hotmail.com
ICQ Number: 45458543
Favourite Movie: Blade
Why?: It kicks arse
Favourite Music: Anything by metallica
Most Memorable Experience: Know Allan Houston It's great that I am finally getting the respect that I damn well deserve!
Favourite Pastime: Playing pool Perhaps you should have put Bob down as a Significant Other . . .
Favourite Foods: Hamburger Anything in particular on that . . .??? What kind of hamburger? Or would you be talking about a person from Hamburg?
What is you opinion of Guru Al (or his alias Allan Houston, if you will): He is a top bloke with lots of potential in what ever he chooses to do. (when does the money arraive again?) Money . . . what are you **cough cough** talking about? We didn't - ahem - talk about money at all!
Favourite Saying: "Close but no cigar" said Monica Lewinsky That woman has real class!
I refer to Panagiotis affectionately as my "Greek Bastard". He was my Greek penfriend until he just stopped writing. He will pay dearly. Anyway laugh at this freak's photo! Cheers Panos!
And me?
Well, if you really want to know.
Me! (aka Guru Al or Allan Houston)
URL: Ok, let's start from the beginning. You GOT to this page somehow didn't you . . .?
Email - gurual_hfh@yahoo.com
ICQ Number: 33351863
Shameful Habits: making this fucking website!!!
Favourite Movie: The best god damn movie ever made! The Silence of the Lambs.
Why?: Great acting, excellent script, brilliantly plotted, and you can watch it again and again and you don't get sick of it.
Sucker or Cruncher? (maltesers): sucker. Now listen here all you crunchers, You have to learn to love the malteser, caress it with your velvet smooth tongue. Roll it gently in you oral orifice, speaking softly to it of your deepest desires. Yes, yes, yes! Oh, god yes!!! . . . ah, excuse me.
Things You Like to Do: Conduct experiments to find out the equation for an orgasm. Hey, it's a pet project I am working on. Well, maybe I have been doing it more often than homework. OK, I do it every night. My god! What do you want from me!?! It rules my life, OK?
Favourite Celebrity Body Part: Martin Scorsese's eyebrows
Favourite Music: Powderfinger, Radiohead, Jebediah, Grinspoon, Tool, Gomez, Spiderbait, Smashing Pumpkins, Massive Attack, The Living End, Soundgarden
Most Memorable Experience: Germany, the whole damn shabang. It was the best two months of my life. If I had to isolate one event it would be Berlin. That was a crazy five days that I will never forget. Myself, Paul, Peter, Nicole, Lesley and Charlotte stayed in a Youth Hostel, and though we were given three rooms we broke the rules and stayed in just one! Gasp! The bitch who owned the place went psycho! We got really hyper in that room, drinking far too much soft drink and we were budgeted to Macdonalds for the week. The trip also included a memorable experience in an Italian restaurant (we decided to dine somewhere nice just once) when the waitor, who was just a little creepy, picked up my camera and began to walk away from the table, thinking I hadn't seen him. When I murmured some simple monosyllabic utterance of protest he returned it saying, "Oh, I am sorry, I didn't notice." Is it just me, or is that weird?
Favourite Pastime: Writing stories, making this crappy page, hanging around with friends, watching movies, listening to music, pubbin' and clubbin'. . .
Favourite Foods: Italian (unless it is in Berlin), Asian food, pastas and stirfries. Especially Mongolian Lamb, Apricot Chicken and Spaghetti Bolognese!
Significant Other(s): None to speak of at the moment... Singledom has its own kicks... such as not having to shave for your gf. OK, it' not that great . . .
What is you opinion of Guru Al (or his alias Allan Houston, if you will): Need I say that I am a very attractive, charismatic and enigmatic person with a magnetising personality.
Favourite Saying: "Don't hate me because I am beautiful" or "Read Learn and be Happy" or "Get the hell away from me!"
Last updated: 22/08/00