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Who is Eduardo Camanchio?!?

Who indeed!? Surely you have heard of him! Surely! Oh very well then.

Eduardo Camanchio is kind of like a guru. Yes, kind of like Guru Al, but seemingly with more purpose, more vision, a better understanding of people, a genuine concern for others and he is also (I might add) a hell of a lot more attractive! (Sorry Al...)

Eduardo is of course not his real name, it was changed twenty years ago to evade detection by those who hunt him down, those without the vision, who wish to silence this genius to protect themselves. Eduardo Camanchio is an activist of sorts and is one of the main people responsible for the New Age Christian Church (commonly referred to as the Divine Church of Fred Basset) being at the level of popularity it is today. He led many demonstrations in the late eighties in his home country of Schmek. It is because of him, his kind nature and generosity that many people were helped by the church, and the riches which he so rightly accumulated over the years have partly contributed to certain Feed the Children schemes and housing projects.

He now lives in a comfortable house in a small village, not far from the city of yFalminica. He remains low-key and does not often make public appearances. The Guru Al Web is sponsored by Mr. Camanchio as is the Church itself.

Eduardo Camanchio owns one of the largest vineyards in the world and is planning a takeover of Microsoft. Despite what people say, he is NOT the puppet master behind the United Nations leader Cophi Anann! This is just a vicious rumour! Nor is it true that he is responsible for global warming (that is largely the fault of Hansie Cronje. Blame him!)

Many thanks, Miriam Dykhouse.

Last updated: 28/07/00