Hochlor's game of

the Wicked

OK, then the real test begins.

Here it is, the test. Here it is for you . . . what you wanted. It's the test, the long-awaited test. Here you go then, the test . . . for you . . . what you have been waiting for . . . finally arrived. So here you go then . . .Take the ride of your lifetime. There's no escape. Once you start you cannot stop. It's the big test that you have wanted all this time. I have it here, just for you, free of charge. No strings attached. You want it? Come on you know you do. Take it now. The test. The test! The test! The test!!!

Ah . . . actually you probably don't want it. It's pretty crap. Aw, do play the game instead.

Stop your jammering and give it to me Dickhead!!! / Your side stepping off the point has turned me off, I am going home.

last updated: 28/07/00