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The yFalmincan Republic!
To be able to understand Guru Al, his beliefs and the stories about his life that are on this website, it is necessary to first understand the wonderful thing that is the yFalminican Republic.
First of all, the name of the republic features a silent, lower case 'y' at the start. So pronounce it as if it did not have a 'y'. The story of the yFalminican Republic is a remarkable one. It possesses a wholly unique form of government, in which one man makes up the Senate, and Guru Al himself is the minister for narcotics, sanitation and wheatgerm products.
For the full story, the place to start is the yFalminican Republic Webpage. From there all will be revealed.
Last updated: 05/09/00