The Holy Motherfucking Grail Revealed At Last

As many of you of you have so nicely reminded me, I haven’t posted any articles for quite a while. I gave various reasons depending on your sex and your hotness, but now the truth can finally be revealed.

One small diversion was reading The Da Vinci Code, which with my newfound knowledge I now realize to be the worst book ever. Why? Because I now know what the Holy Grail truly is, and it’s far more electrifying than learning about the secrets of some obscure religion that no one follows and headed by kid-touchers and women-haters.

Now, what you’re about to see is going to shock you, and rightly so. Don’t worry it’s not like an Axelrod/Muresan-sighting shock, it’s more of a I-Just-Saw-Janet’s-Silver-Dollar-And-Holy-Shit-She-Could-Feed-Somalia-With-One-Lactational-Squeeze kind of amazement.

And so, without further ado, here is what I’ve been working on for the past 2 months.

I Hope You’re Wet With Excitement