| "I am well....well on my way to the SANITARIUM!" ~Me "Don't mess with Texas or me." ~Zeus, HSG3 "Everybody wants a piece of asphalt." ~Tony Stewart "Caffiene. Sugar. Lack of Sleep. The PERFECT Combination!" ~Me "College would be the perfect lifestyle if it weren't for those pesky classes." ~Anon "I wonder who Anonymous is. He sure had a lot of quotes." ~Anon "If it weren't for boys, I'd quit school." ~Anon "I wonder what keeps girls in all girl schools motivated." ~Me "Dogs named Bob are funny." ~The Arrogant Worms "Kuul." ~Jason "I hope it killed a lifeform." ~Zeus, HSG3 "I am solely responsible for American's depravity." ~Me "So depraving." ~Zeus, HSG3 "I like to think of it [love] as more of a treasure hunt." ~Jason "You're so soft, just like Tofu!" ~Lin, HSG3 "Yah, so what if Forrest thinks that life is like a box of chocolates? I still don't like chocolate. Even if I do crave it. Hmm... does that mean I don't like life, but I crave it?" ~Me "It isn't what you do with it, it's the size that counts!" ~The Arrogant Worms, (referring to Canada) "Mommy's not here to save you." ~Zeus, HSG3 "Just remember to not go into the meadows alone." ~Emode.com (referring to my "party animal" the deer) "- So.. do cameras steal your soul? - Yes they do and you might as well have fun while they do it" ~Me and Jason talking about taking pictures "Her songs are so catchy, but I just wanna SMACK her!" ~Jason talking about Avril Lavigne "Ima gonna needa come up dere an' ge' yo' ass outta bed!" ~Me, trying hard to be something I'm not... "Evil, evil, impolite and evil" ~Andrea, even though it's not excatly her quote, she says it all of the time! "Obviously, I was thinking you were talking about the insect...." ~Me to Jason, after realizing yellowjackets are more than just insects. They're pills, too... "Marie, stay away from the Viviran." ~Andrea to Me "You know what? I think there should be a recipe of Marie. I'm not that hard to make." ~Me "I think they better remove that blunt letter opener from the RHA office. It's too tempting." ~Me, not that I'd ever use it, but it's still there... "Are my arms that skinny? They aren't that skinny! I know I'm scrawny, but I'm not a skeleton...damn!" ~Jason, after seeing the drawing I did of him. "- What is it with me and 16 year olds? -Your charm just lures the adolescents." ~Me and David, after finding out he's 16 as well. "You listen to Korn? SIlly girl." ~David, obviously, not a Korn fan... "She looks familiar... like a movie star or something." ~Andrea, talking about a picture of someone Jason knows. "I'm being corrupted by a minor. However, I don't think that statement'll hold up in a court of law." ~Me.. don't ask... "Wretched-fretched-frudda-frudda FRUITCAKE!" ~Me. You know I'm really upset if I say this. "The pyramids and Stonehendge slowly disappear, but if they were made of Christmas cake, they'd last a million years." ~The Arrogant Worms (Christmas cake is the same as Fruitcake). "Elephant!" ~Janna "You can still have sex, you just need to find a guy who's into beastiality or can polymorph or something." ~Janna (in reference to my D&D character, Kuma Murasaki being reincarnated as a Centaur) "That is so a bot!" ~Jason "Silly boy." ~Janna, in reference to Jason, who's still in high school. "You're a demi-god and Jason's a supreme god, now." ~Janna (She was trying to convince me she was godly enough to kill Jason. However, being Jason's a god himself, he killed her and another higher god, with help of his prophet, of course) "Not fucked as in screwed, but fucked as in fucked up." ~Jason, taking the idea that I have poor reading comprehension skills to a new level. "I got back and started changing out of my clothes and I noticed that my dick was really really hot... like warm." ~Jason. It sounds stupid at first, but when you realize he was trying to make it to where I didn't misinterpret him, it makes more sense. "I don't get it" ~Janna, referring to one of my drawings. "frog" ~Janna "ribbit" ~Janna "Your not evil. You're the most odd, but the least evil." ~TC, referring to me. "Dire mice!" ~Arthur "Moosey Fate... say 'Moosey Fate!'" ~Gir from Invader Zim "For History, to build and to destroy are one in the same thing." ~from "Spring Snow" by Yukio Mishima "I'm SO illegal!" ~me, referring to a shirt I was wearing which is technically illegal in Moscow, Idaho for showing too much cleavage. "I've decided that none of my friends can date until I get a date!" ~me, being stupid and a bit jealous that I'm the only friend I know who has NEVER been out on a date. Yes, it's a reference to "10 Things I Hate About You" "- Everything about Jack Nicholson is scary... - Including Jack Nicholson!" ~ This girl named Branden and me. Yes, I said the dumb thing. "He's a boy. Of course his dick is the most important entity in the universe." ~Janna "Sometimes, I have the mentality of a pubescent boy." ~Me "So, how much does it cost? - 199 a min - $199 a min? Damn! - 1.99 - I know! I was just giving you a hard time!" ~Me and Jason discussing some financial matters. "So, 'cool' means... 'indifferent'?" ~Hiro "Most of the girls I know have had two boyfriends... but not at the same time!" ~Me "- Do you believe in Santa Clause? - haha.. yes!" ~Me and Hiro "- Well, I really enjoy talking to you. - Me too. - You enjoy talking to yourself? - Actually, yes!" ~Me and Hiro again "Yes... Abusation. You have abusation." ~Will H. "Me, myself and Sandra." ~Will S. He was pointing at ME when he said "Myself"... "Yes, they are complex congugates." ~Sandra talking about Will S. and WIll H. "- 47! -You really think so?" ~Me and Hiro... he made me guess his age! Ha! I'm never good at guesing people's ages. No, he's not 47... "On birthday, it's your Monday!" ~Andrea.. scratch that.. reverse it. :) "If you have any questions about the slang in this movie and you think it might have something to do with sex, ask Marie." ~Sandra to Hiro before watching Scary Movie 3. Thanks Sandra... I love you too. "It's like rieiernt... shove it up the nose!" ~Andrea "- So then, you couldn't use 'obazureotoko'? - Umm... no." ~Me and Hiro in a discussion with Sandra about put downs. "Obazureonna" means "bitch" in Japanese. "I should look that up." ~Hiro, who doesn't recall any put downs for men. "You used to just contract words. Now you contract whole sentences!" ~Sandra, in reference to how fast I talk sometimes. "It's snowing on crack!" ~Me, proving I contract sentences. "Abusation $5.00" ~Hiro, written on a menu at the bar. "Do you think we could find 'abusation' in the dictionary?" ~Hiro... he's kind of obsessed with that word. "Without you, I'd probably never know what a French Tickler is." ~Sandra to me. "- Marie, do you think you could like an asshole? - Of course she can! She's Sodomy Girl!" ~Hiro and Sandra. "It'll tie up in my stomach." ~Hiro, referring to the orange peel Will H. wanted him to tie into a knot. "- BLUUUUURRRPPPPP! - So, what did you eat just to be polite?"~ Laura's stomach and Sandra. "I was born in Hong Kong so I could be like Bruce Lee." ~Hiro "You know? The two people who were supposed to be conducting the research drank the most. I wonder what that says about our research." ~Me "Korea was Annexed by Jason in 1910." ~Me... I meant Japan. "You're grown up. You can say 'no'." ~Jason, reminding me I'm 21. "You know? The produce code for banannas is 4011." ~Jason "Don't sniff the fingernail polish!" ~Me to Hiro. "You are a bad influence!" ~Me to Hiro. "Well, mine's 14" and it can go 360 degrees!" ~Will H. "Where are you usually? In fact, I don't know where I am." ~Hiro "You're WRONG!" Will H. to Ehab "- We should play in the PlayPlace. - Yeah, we should, but maybe at a different MacDonalds." ~Me and Hiro. "Down, beaver..." ~Ray "We must be meant for each other... or something. - Or something. I think we're meant for the asylum." ~Me and Ray "Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday to you. When is your birthday again? - October 6th." ~Ray and me, May 2nd. Don't ask. :) "I don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die!" ~Mark Twain... neither do I, Mark, neither do I. "California by way of Utah.. That means you're a woman who lives in San Francisco and you have multiple wives." ~Ray, making fun of when I've lived. |
| Wacky Fun Page! |
| So, yeah, I like to have fun. I bet you do too. Do you know how I like to have fun? Confusing people!!! HAHAHAHAHA! heheh. Anyway, so look below and find some fun things. At least I find them fun. |
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| The Slasher Quiz! |
| So, you and your friends decide to go to a haunted house. You know you're in trouble already. Haunted house equals death. So, you need to die. Well, now you can find out who will be your perfect slasher! Just answer these seven questions and find out whether you get the cannibalistic Leatherface, the nightmarish Freddie Krueger, the paternalcydic Michael Myers, or the heartless mongloid Jason Voorhees. |
| 1. By which tool woud you prefer to die? a. a chainsaw b. a machete c. metal claws d. a butcher's knife 2. Which would you prefer to see on the face of your murder? a. a mask made of human flesh b. a hockey mask c. burn scars d. a William Shatner mask 3. What sound would you rather hear as your life is about to end? a. the whirring of a chainsaw b. a faint voices saying "kill kill kill, mom mom mom" c. witty one-liners d. a piano playing arpeggios 4. What locale would you prefer to be on your death certficate? a. somewhere in Texas b. Crystal Lake c. Elm Street d. Haddonfield, Illinois 5. For what reason would you rather die? a. being lost on a road in Texas b. having pre-marital sex c. dreaming d. being related to someone with the last name of Myers 6. How well do you like your family? a. you are good friends with your cannabilistic brothers b. you love your vengeful mother c. you like children...everyone's children d. you have a desire to kill everyone in your family 7. What number is closest to your lucky number? a. 4 b. 10 c. 7 d. 8 The truth is out there..... Do you really wanna know? Okay, so here are the results: If you scored mostly A, your slasher is Leatherface If you scored mostly B, your slasher is Jason Voorhees If you scored mostly C, your slasher is Freddie Kreuger And, if you scored mostly D, your slasher is Michael Myers Just a little known fact, my slasher is Jason Voorhees. |
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| Quotes That I Find Cool.... |
| Recipe for Marie What you need: 1 Pint of Blood 2 Viviran Pills 1 Cup of Coffee 1 Marshmellow 5 hours What to do: 1. Dontate the pint of blood to the American Red Cross. 2. Take the two Viviran pills. 3. Take the 5 hours and sleep, if you can. 4. Drink a cup of coffee. 5. Have someone throw the marshmellow at your head. You make take breaks between actions and amaze and astonish your friends at making yourself into Marie. This is how I act normally! |
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| Links to Cool (Friends) Pages |
| Marie's Pages: Marie's Wormfans Peridot Ivylee Korea Was Annexed by Jason Alex's Pages: I Hate You: The Site Noodleboyx Andrea's Pages: Artemis-Willow-Aylwyn |
| Ryan's Pages: Game Alliance Van Buren Productions Sky's Page: Skymon Jason's Page: CasperK Jay's Page: Quotes and Stuff |