THE STORY SO FAR

This is the third in a trilogy of parody Mary Sue stories. The other two, "Debbie Does the Fellowship" and "Debbie Does The Two Towers," are also archived on this site. This story starts right where "Debbie Does The Two Towers" left off. It will probably make more sense if you read the other story first, but for those who don't wish to do so, here's a very brief recap:

Our heroine, Debbie, has been whisked into Middle-Earth, interrupting her photo shoot for Victoria's Secret. Four copies of her—identifiable by the different-colored lingerie they are wearing--have appeared in various parts of the story, which is mostly movieverse but with some book elements.

DEBBIE THE BLACK is currently accompanying Frodo, Sam, and Gollum into Mordor.

DEBBIE THE RED rescued Merry and Pippin from the orcs, then accompanied the Ents to Isengard.

DEBBIE THE WHITE met up with Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, and Gandalf in Fangorn, the aphrodisiac forest, and traveled to Rohan with them.

DEBBIE THE PURPLE first appeared in Rivendell, then traveled to Lothlórien, where she convinced Haldir to let her take his place as the leader of the Elven archers. She met up with Debbie the White's party at Helm's Deep.