Article 3: The Commandments

1. Thou shall not squeeze too hard.
2. Thou shall not ask for a kiss, just give one or take one.
3. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.

**Remember**

A peach is a peach,
A plum is a plum,
A kiss ain't a kiss
Without some tounge,
So open up your mouth,
And close your eyes,
And give your tounge
Some exercise!

Ways to Kiss Your Love

Butterfly Kiss:

A great kiss for after lovemaking romance or just as a cute
I love you! Lean over to your lover's check and flutter your eyelashes on them.
Vary your flutters for a more intimate experience.

Neck Kiss:

Give your love light and tender kisses on the neck and up to the ear.
Then give more passionate kisses almost like you were french kissing.
Some people enjoy a little tongue and/or light nibbling.
Make sure your love is enjoying it and be careful not to give a hickey though!

Passionate Kiss:

Use your kisses as a form of expression to show how much you care.
Caress their lips, not just going for the full on tongue action,
just slowly caress their lips with yours.
For added effect look into their eyes while you're caressing their lips.

Eye Kiss:

Before you kiss your mate, put your hands on the side of their face,
look into their eyes and say I love you.
Then have them shut their eyes and gently kiss them
on the closed eyelids. For added effect kiss them across the forehead,
checks and stopping to gently, linger at the lips.

Full Body Kiss:

Start by kissing their forehead. Then move on to their eyelids, cheeks,
ears, lips, chin, neck, chest, and spend extra time on their stomach.
Do this slowly and kiss all the way down to their feet.
Then go back up until you meet their lips again.

Candy Kiss:

Try sharing a piece of candy when you're kissing
. Lifesavers, peppermints, jolly ranchers... any type of hard candy.
It can be fun and interesting. Also try chewing gum. Have fun and be creative.

Tongue Kiss:

Tell your love to stick out their tongue and suck on it, and gently nibble.
Don't bite into it, just lightly scrape it with your teeth. It can be very seductive.

Ice Kiss:

Celebrate the first day of winter with an ice kiss.
Put an ice cube in your mouth until your mouth becomes cold.
Remove the cube, track down your love and plant a kiss that will send chills.

Toe Kiss:

Prepare a foot bath for your love at the end of a long day.
After the good soak, you towel dry his or her feet,
give a massage and seal each toe with a kiss.

Pink Panther Kiss:

Humming the Pink Panther theme, prowl toward your partner.
On the high note, pounce and pucker. Suggestion: wear only pink!

Palm Kiss:

Holding your love's face with your palms,
smile and deliver a sweet kiss to his or her lips.

Strawberry Kiss:

Hold a fresh, juicy strawberry between your lips.
Beckon your love to kiss it away.

Noodle Kiss:

Go out for a romantic Italian dinner.
Make sure one of you orders something with long noodles.
When the time is right, each take an end of a noodle
and draw it to your mouths until your lips meet for a kiss.

Flinstone Kiss:

Playfully decide to call each other Fred and Wilma today.
After you kiss your love holler, "Yaba dada do!"

Instant Reply Kiss:

After a great kiss, tell your love you want an instant reply.

The Three N's Kiss:

Kiss your love on the naval, then the neck,
and conclude with a cute nose kiss.

Earlobe Kiss:

Sneak up on your love from behind and put your arms
around his or her waist. Nibble on his or her earlobe.

Flower Kiss:

Have a single flower for your love when he or she gets home.
Present it while telling your love how very special he or she is.
Finish with a loving kiss.

Scarf Kiss:

Lasso your love with your scarf and round him or her up for a kiss.

Card Kiss:

Mail a romantic card to your love and seal it with a kiss.

Hair Combing Kiss:

Run your fingers through any and all hair on your love's head during a kiss.

The Three E's Kiss:

Choose any order, but kiss each of your love's ears, eyes and elbows.

Full Moon Kiss:

A full moon is very romantic.
Take your love someplace where the two of you can smooch by moonlight.

Ice Cream Kiss:

Share an ice cream cone with simultaneous licking.
If tongue movements and closeness don't get the two of you kissing,
think of how cold and wonderful your love's mouth tastes and go in for a smooch.

Coffee Kiss:

Serve coffer to your love, then ask, "Will that be one kiss or two?"

Grape Kiss:

Feed each other grapes. Put one between your lips
and signal your love to come and get it.

Kiss A L'Orange:

In conjunction with your fresh-squeezed morning orange juice,
have two orange quarters cut. Each of you place an orange quarter
in you mouth, peel side showing, and kiss.

Parking Kiss:
With your love in your car, find a romantic place to park and neck.

Nail Kisses:
Softly kiss each fingernail on your love's hand.
If your love enjoyed it, continue down to the toenails.

Cookie Kiss:
After your love has just each a freshly baked cookie, kiss him or her softly.

Tackle Kiss:
Tackle and wrestle your love onto the couch or bed.
When your love is pinned down, plant him or her a big ol' kiss.

Dessert Kiss:
Find a place that serves your love's favorite dessert.
During dessert, feed each other and agree to kiss between bites.

The Difference Between Men And Woman

1.A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.
2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
4. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot
and not try to understand her at all.

5. Married men live longer than single men
- but married men are a lot more willing to die.
6.Any married man should forget his mistakes
- there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
9. A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
10. There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman
- before marriage and after m

Success:

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

The Style:

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

Money Management:

A man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one-dollar item he wants.
A woman will pay one dollar for a two-dollar item that she doesn't want.

Happiness:

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Marriage and the Future:

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

Understanding Women:

There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman
Before marriage and After marriage.

What a Woman Wants:

Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy.
One is to let her think she is having her own way. The other is to let her have it.

Longevity:

Married men live longer than single men,
but Married men are a lot more willing to die.

Mistakes:

Any married man should forget his mistakes
- no use for two people remembering the same thing.

The Battle:

A woman always has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Woman (Oh God!!!)

If you kiss her, you are not a gentlemen
If you don't, you are not a man
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don't, you are good for nothing

If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing
If you don't, you are not understanding
If you make romance, you are an 'experience man'
If you don't, you are half a man

If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring
If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don't, you are a dull boy

If you are jealous, she says it's bad
If you don't, she thinks you don't love her
If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her
If you don't, she thinks you don't like her

If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait
If she is late, she says "That's a girl's way"
If you visit another, she accuses you of being a heel
If she is visited by another, 'Oh! it's natural, we are girls'

If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
If you kiss her too many, she yells that you are taking advantage
If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
If you do, she thinks it's just one of the man's tactics

If you stare at other, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by others, she says that they are just admiring
If she talks, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk

Oh God!! You created those creatures called "WOMAN"
So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So confusing, yet so desirable