The majority of us are good people. We believe in right and wrong. We can see the difference between good and bad, and we are aware that there is a grey area that is neither good nor bad, but is called "Fred" for the lack of a better thing to call it. And the majority of us also tend to stick to the good side of life. However, human beings will always have flaws. Unless, of course, you're a High Priest or High Priestess of the Coke Can, in which case you have no flaws, but unless you are that, you have flaws. But some have more flaws than others, and these people tend to stray from the good, and into the afore mentioned grey area known as Fred. Some go beyond that and decide to go into the wrong and evil sides of life! DAMN THEM!!!

Held below are some of the punishments that are dished out for the breaking of the Coke Can Commandments. The more sins one commits, the more severe the punishment is!

Breaking of 1 to 5 commandments:

Dammit! Can't you do anything right? Are you some kind of useless, pathetic order of being? Let's just face it, you're useless! You matter to no-one! Get out of my sight! (The punishment is an attempt to damage thine self esteem.)

Breaking of 6 to 10 commandments:

Dear God! Will you never learn? Your punishment is being forced to perform oral sex on all high priests of the Coke Can! Swallowing is optional!

Breaking of 11 to 15 commandments:

Same as above, only swallowing is mandatory!

Breaking of 16 to 20 commandments:

Your punishment is being sodomized vigerously by every male Coke Can hailer on EARTH!!!

Breaking of 21 to 25 commandments:

Dammit! Damn people like you to HELL!!! Your punishment is 10,000 bitch slaps!!!

Breaking of 26 to 30 commandments:

Excorcising is necessary!

Breaking of 31+ commandments:

AAAAAAH!!! BLASPHEMOUS BASTARD!!!! Your punishment: