- Can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
- Are there
handicapped-parking places in front of a skating rink.
- Do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their
prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
- Do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a DIET coke.
- Do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
- Do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our
useless junk in the garage.
- Do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't
miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
- Do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
- Do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin
meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
- Do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
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