| Love - |
when your eyes meet across a crowded room. |
| Lust - |
when your tongues meet across a crowded room. |
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Marriage - |
when your belt won't meet around your waist, and you don't care. |
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| Love - |
when intercourse is called making love. |
| Lust - |
all other times. |
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Marriage - |
what's intercourse? |
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| Love - |
when you share everything you own. |
| Lust - |
when you think twice about giving your partner bus money. |
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Marriage - |
when the bank owns everything. |
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| Love - |
when it doesn't matter if you don't climax. |
| Lust - |
when the relationship is over if you don't climax. |
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Marriage - |
what's a climax? |
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| Love - |
when you phone each other just to say "I love you." |
| Lust - |
when you phone each other just to organize sex. |
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Marriage - |
when you phone each other to find out what time your kid's game starts. |
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| Love - |
when you write poems about your partner. |
| Lust - |
when all you write is your partner's phone number. |
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Marriage - |
when all you write is checks. |
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| Love - |
when you show concern for your true love's feelings. |
| Lust - |
when you show concern for whether your partner is cute and sexy. |
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Marriage - |
when your only concern is what's on television. And where is the remote. |
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| Love - |
when your farewell is, "I love you, darling." |
| Lust - |
when your farewell is, "Same time next week?" |
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Marriage - |
when your farewell is, "Don't forget to pick up the kids on the way home." |
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| Love - |
when you are proud to be seen in public with your partner. |
| Lust - |
when you only see each other in the bedroom. |
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Marriage - |
when you never see each other awake. |
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| Love - |
when your heart flutters every time you see them. |
| Lust - |
when your groin twitches every time you see them. |
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Marriage - |
when your wallet empties every time you see them. |
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| Love - |
when nobody else matters. |
| Lust - |
when nobody else knows. |
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Marriage - |
when everybody else matters and you don't care who knows. |
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| Love - |
when all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel. |
| Lust - |
when all the songs on the radio are just the same old mushy stuff. |
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Marriage - |
when you never have time to listen to music. |
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| Love - |
when breaking up is something you try not to think about. |
| Lust - |
when staying together is something you try not to think about. |
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Marriage - |
when wondering how you will get through the day is something you try not to think about. |
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| Love - |
when you're interested in everything your partner does. |
| Lust - |
when you're only interested in one thing. |
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Marriage - |
when you're not interested in what your partner does. And where IS that darned remote? |
