The Hairybloke Socialist Republic is proud to be host to the unofficial fan-club of sexy welsh BBC Newsman Huw Edwards. Huw is a familiar sight to newshungry viewers and a welcome relief from some of the more unattractive pedlars of national news.
Spookily coincidentally, and indeed serendipitously, the Republic (by nature of a gift from a grateful Socialist Vorlon) has acquired access to an interdimensional subspace anomaly which allows us egress to a whole series of Star Trek 'Mirror Mirror' Universes.

Here you see the Mr Edwards we all know, love and lust after. However, running your mouse over the image will allow you temporary access (via the Vorlon's reverse-polarity wormhole) to a very naughty alternate world, and Huw's evil alter-ego.

Evil he may be, but doesn't he look damned sexy with a bit of fuzz round his chops?

In the parallel universe from whence the evil double hails, Mr Edwards is a WWF wrestler working under the name of Stone Cold Emlyn Jenkins.
It would be nice to swap them over, but the laws of interdimensional physics are prohibitive in this respect.

With that in mind, we have set up a pressure group; the Society for Huw to Acquire a Goatee, the steering committee of which consists of me, my boyfriend Barry and a man called Big Tom who neuters goats along the welsh border.
Our aim is to lobby the BBC and persuade them to make Huw grow at least a muzzy. The weathermen are allowed to do it. That John Kettley has been sporting a beard for years, (to no apparent effect, it has to be said, but that's not the point) so why can't newsreaders have them, even if it's something as minimal as the one Beppe DiMarco has on 'Eastenders'? (How the hell does he maintain that? I think he gets a man in to do it, personally)

If you would like to join S.H.A.G. please e-mail us here at the Homeworld, and we'll add you to our petition.

In the meantime, The Vorlons have discovered another alternate world in which our sexy welsh hero still works for the BBC, but this time on the long-running series 'Doctor Huw'. Click on the link below and let the Vorlons take you through Time and Space (via Cardiff I'm told, but don't take my word for it.)

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