Jokes

Hey and welcome to my Jokes page. This page is filled with different jokes from the site jokes.com and those that my friend Dana has given so i have dedicated this page and a section of this page to her! I will try to get new Jokes and put them on this page as soon as possible. So enjoy!



These are blonde jokes that i got from jokes.com they are all rated a 4 out of 5 so they are good!



A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman. "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. "Darn, he recognized me," she thought. She went for a complete disguise this time; haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before she again approached the salesman. "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?" "Because that's a microwave," he replied.



Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She comes out and says she did.



A blonde walked into a gas station and told the manager, ''I locked my keys in my car and I was wondering if you had a coat hanger I could stick through the window and unlock the door.'' ''Why, sure,'' said the manager, ''we have something that works especially for that.'' A couple minutes later, the manager walked outside to see how the blonde was doing. He heard another voice. ''No, no, a little to the left,'' said the other blonde inside the car.



It was a really hot day and this blonde decided she would go buy a coke. So she went to the coke machine and put her money in, and a coke came out so she kept putting money in it, and since it was a hot day a line had formed behind her.Finally the man behind her said, ''Will you hurry up we're all hot and thirsty!" And the blonde turned around and said, ''No way. I'm still winning."

Two blondes are shopping at the mall. When they are done they go out to their car, which happens to be an awesome leather interior convertible. When they get to the car, they realize they had locked the keys in the car. So they both kind of stand there and think for a while. Then one has the idea to try to open the car with a hanger. So the first blonde starts fiddling with the lock with the hanger. The other blonde looks up at the sky and suddenly becomes very worried.''HURRY, HURRY," she urges. "IT'S GOING TO RAIN AND WE LEFT THE TOP DOWN!''



A blonde named Anna had a near death experience. The other day she went horseback riding. Everything was going fine until the horse started bouncing out of control. She tried with all her might to hang on, but was thrown off. Just when things could not possibly get worse, her foot got caught in the stirrup. When this happened, she fell head first to the ground. Her head continued to bounce harder as the horse did not stop or even slow down. Just as she was giving up hope and losing consciousness, the Wal-Mart manager happened to walk by and unplug it.



Two blondes are walking down the street when one of them looks down and finds a mirror. She picks it up, looks at it. ''WOW! I know this person. I've seen this person before.'' The other blonde takes the mirror and looks at it. ''Of course you do. Thats me.'''



Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes? Because they leave to answer the door.



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