Summer 2003 "Are they porn stars, sir?" ~Sigma Chi Chris, to Dr. Hart, in class, regarding the Olsen twins "I'm ADD, and he smokes a lot of marijuana. So there ya go." ~Bill "I suck bunnyfart." ~Paul "...there's a long-haired ball of sproingy energy named 'Grr.'" ~SarahPARIS 2003 "Jill! You should've killed him while you had the chance! You're leaving the country!!!" ~Meghan "If you were a guy, that'd get you laid so fast..." ~Andrew, to Callie "A guy's not necessarily gonna kiss your calf..." ~Destiny "Oh, my god, your child's gonna be a pop star..." ~Kiera "oooh... hotmail, not "hot ale"... that's this weekend!" ~Megs "I must've woken up... I have another shirt on!" ~Megs "This is OKTOBERFEST!!! How hard is it to find beer?!?!" ~sorry, Mom... that was me... "ET is sexy." ~Klansee "When in Rome... re-enact Roman Holiday!" ~Jill "What are you doing in her boobs?" ~Megs Kaleena - "Meghan, your fly is open..." Meghan - "I KNEW I felt a draft!" "I'm drinking a Fanta Orange, and I just turned down chocolate. I'm turning into Klansee. Sad." ~Megs "Debit or Credit?" ~Kaleena "Don't make me pull a boppy-boppy on you, cuz it's not gonna be pleasant!" ~Sans "h" (Megan) "I boppy-boppied her, and she didn't even blink!" ~Callie "Welcome to the first meeting of S.A... 'Sad Anonymous.' Hi, my name's Meghan, and I'm sad." ~Megs "You guys, I'm writing the longest email in the world, and it's about toilets..." ~Kaleena "I'm trying to be independent... and no one is helping me!!!" ~Klansee "I'm fuzzy." ~Paul "I took a pill, and then I was dopey." ~Megs "This is my first castle!" ~Megs (yes, better than her first kiss ;) ) Jill: "How do you say water?" Kiera: "Coca-cola""Bye now. Good luck with that." ~Klansee "I wish MY man would buy me a barnyard animal... that would say, "I love you..."" ~Kiera "*sniff, sniff* I think the cat peed on my sweater... *sniff* ...no... nevermind." ~Kaleena "Hey, it's an ovary! No, wait! It's a heart!" ~Kristine 2002-2003 Quote Wall 2001-2002 Quote Wall Home SMU 2004