Destroy it!

 Ok Dictator Stevens, I'm here what do you want to talk about? D.S. " I want to somehow talk out a way to end the hostilities between LNN and my evil army"  There is no way we can work out the "Hostilities" because you want to destroy us.  D.S. " Well I have a compromise."  Well what is it? D.S. " You sell me your shares of Lnn and quit and I will not destroy you."  You're nuts, that will never work because you are evil and I will never sell out my friends.  D.S. " But you have already for if you donot sell me the stock I will kill John and fidel."  Nooooo! not fidel.  John "Thanks James"  sorry John. D.S. " What do you say Mr. Christiansen?" GO TO %#^@&.

A Moral Sacrifice

 D.S. " Well that was rude."  Oh well what are you going to do about it? D.S. "Well I will show you I suppose, Pedro is the Live Remote Broadcast link ready?" Pedro " Si Hombre"  D.S. "GOOD"  WHAT are you doing Dictator? D.S. " You will see "
Television broadcast...
                 Hello American People I have disturbing news.  Enemies  of our proud nation, in fact members of
                 this nation have  begun to oppose my rule.  These enemies have been  seduced by propaganda
                 produced   by the Lee Norris Newsletter.  Therefore until this threat can be neutrolized I am declaring
                 a state of Marshal Law, and anyone affiliated with LNN will be arrested, Until I say  otherwise,
                 Thank you my loyal patrons and keep the  faith. Pedro " And we are out can I have my chalupa
                 now?" D.S. " NO!"  D.S. " Now what do you have to say James?"  Even with my stock you will not
                 have master control over the Newsletter.  D.S. " Yes I know, That is why when Andrez Muesky
                 was killed I said I was his son and got his stock, make a decision.  Your friends will be arrested unless
                 I intervien."  Fine I will sell but if I do you must let fidel, John and me go, or no deal. D.S.
                " DEAL"  Here 42% of the stock for LNN.   D.S. "Excellent, Officer arrest him."  WHAT?
                you  promised.  D.S. " I lied hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"
 

The Plan!

news on television:
         Shortly after President Stevens declared Marshal Law,  he announced that the War Criminal
         James Christiansen  was arrested along with John Bobeck and fidel Castro.  The President also
         announced that he now owns  controlling shares of LNN.  So expect several changes in  the next few
         months.  Will this spell the end of the Lee  Norris Newsletter as we know it?

Leann "Well President Stevens Fell for the trap, he has the stocks" Jack " Now all we have to do is wait for james's sign and and move for the target. " Andrea " But what will the sign be?" Henry " Don't worry James told me that he would give us a sign that we would recognize, and then we will get those in charge, now get finished packed up we need to be out of here before the President gets here, Marylou you understand our orders right? " Secretary Marylou " Yes don't worry, everything will be here when you return." Jack  " We will see you soon! "

The Final Insult, evil epitaffs

 Mystery " Well Mr. President  our plan has worked, ohhh yeah!"  D.S. " But we cannot under-estimate the other columnists from LNN they are smart and cunning they will find a way to destroy us. " Mystery " Do not worry brother they will never discover who I am." D.S. " But sister how will you stop them, they have Canada and Cuba as Allies? " Mystery " Don't worry about it I will take care of it or my name isn't Mrs. CHER Golly." D.S. " Ok I believe you but we must move fast your Fifi disguise is wearing off and the people won't keep falling for it." Cher Don't Worry about it, we will have our revenge and I will get everyone that was involved in the death of my beloved Herman, I WILL GET THEM ALL!

END!