Standard disclaimers, mild language warnings, mixing of movie metaphors (there's some Back to the Future in here somewhere).

"Production" notes:

1. Closest I ever got to NYC is Buffalo. Forgive me if I've plunked Diane down in the middle of a parking lot or something. [ed. note: the address selected actually has Diane living somewhere in the East River, according to natives of NYC - but is right in keeping with the 8th season writers who had Andy looking for an apartment in an area where he could never have afforded to live.] I had to have something that approximated an address because I couldn't have Harry saying 'I don't know where she lives because I've never been to New York'. That would just be wrong. :)

2. You know, the QL people are trying to get them to make a movie so that the series can be ended satisfactoriliy. How cool would this be to watch (if Sam looks like Harry and Harry looks like Sam)... to see Scott as Dr. Beckett and... um... the other Scott as Harry Denby (and, btw, the betting line for which one of them would go batcrap first and start eating props because of 'identity strain' forms to the left and starts at two bucks) ;)

3. I don't know if any of this stuff (Diane's address, her mother's name, etc) has already been covered in the show, but if it has, I apologize for making up all new stuff.

4. Thirty-four waist is a complete guess [ed. note: actually completely accurate, according to the costume notes Scott Cohen's fan club obtained from "The 10th Kingdom"]. I know nothing of men's clothing sizes. I'm just spitting out the number I hear most often.

Lucky Greyson
archived at The Unsolved Mystery of Detective Harry Denby August, 2001