Why Pippin Is Better Than Jack Sparrow

 Written by Adhara and Katrina

1. Pippin has a mad scarf.
2. Pippin doesn’t overdo the makeup.
3. Pippin has better coordination – when drunk he can still dance on a table.
4. Pippin is short – most of the great rulers were short people.
5. Pippin has furry feet (that’s gotta count for something).
6. Pippin has cooler friends than Jack Sparrow.
7. Pippin can talk to trees... and get an answer.
8. Pippin isn’t greedy for money or gold – just food!
9. Pippin is a better singer.
10. Pippin has a cute uniform.
11. Pippin has a cool Scottish accent!
12. Pippin doesn’t wear little plaits...
13. Pippin doesn’t turn into a skeleton (well at least not on camera).
14. Pippin doesn’t have relationship problems...
15. Pippin likes mushrooms.
16. Pippin is of ‘nobler’ blood.
17. Pippin has an Elven cloak and brooch.
18. Pippin can do good Gollum impressions.
19. Pippin is smarter than Jack Sparrow.
20. Pippin is inquisitive.
21. Pippin has a good sense of humour.
22. Pippin has nicer eyes.
23. Pippin has cooler hair.
24. WE like Pippin so he has to be better!
25. Billy Boyd is more emotionally stable than Johnny Depp.
26. Billy knows how to surf.
27. Billy can fence.
28. Billy can play the guitar.
29. Billy has the fellowship tattoo on his right ankle.
30. Billy listens to the Proclaimers.
31. Billy is Scottish!
32. Billy probably has less fans than Johnny Depp so its easier to write to him etc.
33. Mav even picked Pippin as being the better of the two! (Mav is Katrina’s cat).
34. Billy looked better at the Oscars.
35. Billy is also cute as other characters, (e.g. Master & Commander), while Johnny isn’t, (erm, anyone remember Edward Scissorhands...?).
36. Pippin becomes Thain.
37. Pippin has a better home. ;)
38. Pippin can walk straight.
39. Pippin has a positive outlook on life.
40. Pippin likes drinking beer (rum is gross).
41. Pippin doesn't have to wear shoes.
42. LotR is better then PotC.
43. Pippin has no false teeth.
44. Pippin doesn't have a hariy back.
45. Pippin's song in RotK is soo sweet!
46. Pippin saves Faramir.
47. 'Besides, you need someone with intelligence on this mission... Quest... Thing...'
48. Pippin doesn't steal.
49. 'Fool of a Took'
50. 'Don't mention Frodo or the Ring. Say nothing of Aragorn either. In fact, its probably best if you don't speak at all, Peregrin Took."
51. Pippin is sweet!! (when Merry is injured etc.)
52. Pippin and Merry inspire people to stand up for what they believe in (eg. scouring of the Shire.)
53. Billy has green eyes.
54. "It comes in pints... I want one!"
55. Pippin is a hobbit (who wants to be normal?)
56. Pippin has cooler fansites on the net.
57. Pippin (as in the character) doesn't have a tattoo.
58. Pippin is younger (older guys are gross.)
59. Shadowfax lets Pippin ride him.
60. Pippin gets to drink ent-druaghts (also way better than rum.)
61. Pippin doesn't have to share his name with a monkey.
62. Billy wears kilts (it takes a men to wear a kilt.)
63. Pippin doesn't look like Aragorn. (Jack does in a picture I have. Go here to view it.)
64. Pippin is related to Frodo.
65. The little song and dance Merry and Pippin do in RotK!!
66. Pippin likes baths and therefore probably tend to bathe regularly when possible.
67. Pippin loves fireworks.
68. 'Great! Where are we going?'
69. Pippin is willing to stick with his friends, no matter what danger.
70. Billy was named the #1 most eligable man in Scotland.