Git it Whilst it's Hot

April 19, 2001 Small bit o'news taday. Well, old news actually. You see, not only did Tom Hanks lose the Oscar for Best Actor in his portrayal of some guy in CastAway (the worst movie ever) to the dashing Russel Crowe, but he also lost an award to Mel Gibson earlier on this year. I think it was the People's Choice Award (we are finally reaching the public). Could it be coincidence that both of these Slayers of Hanks' Dignity were Aussies? Well, could it? We think not. In fact, we will be contacting both of these peoples for questioning and commenting on the situation. Stay tuned. pd.

April 16, 2001 Today, instead of watching 80's porn and doing history homework like other losers, I updated the site. The Supa-FAQ is now online, a quote of the moment is up, and all the pages have been changed in small but important ways. All members now have write-ups under their positions. This is probably the best part of this site, so check it out. Please mail me something, and for God-damn-Satan-mother-pig-anal-boat sakes, take the new poll; it was a lot of work. p.

April 15, 2001 The new poll is up. If your a grandma, don't be afraid of the odd style; just click the arrow to express your hate. Easy! The Photo Page has been updated with one picture (not much I know) but it's a real doozy so do yourself a favor and check it out. The faq is still being worked on, but only by me. Julian is this close to losing his Web-Slave status; he has "other" (less important IMHO) projects on the go right now (read: crazy girlfriend). We'll see, we'll see. This update has been brought to you by Paul.

April 11, 2001 Ok, these one a month updates have to stop. Thanks to all to took the poll (a full 10!), although the people who voted for 'peacefully in his sleep' are genuine assholes. Also, looks like the site has finially hit 300 individual users (about 600 total)! That's cause for celebration. Well, for me anyway. I should have had some of those tricky banners put up that fool old people into sending me money. In all seriousness, the 'I Hate Tom Hanks Club' is a non-profit organization and we condon advertizing on any site (Is selling out cool, neopop?). Oh, sure, we'd like to get rid of those Yahoo! boxes but they seem stuck there. If you would like to link to this site feel free but know we will not link to ANY site that does not share our mission; I think our mission is to destroy Hanks or something, I'll have to check. The faq is still comming, your questions are hard so just keep waiting. New poll soon. All your base are belong to us. Yada yada...

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