Today's Uber-Relevant Quote: "This is the end, beautiful friend, the end..." - The Lizard King
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May 8, 2001 This is it. Today is the last day. From now on, the site will not be updated anymore. Not because I'm bored or anything mind you, but because I accomplished everything I set out to do in creating this site. 1- Make fun of Hanks. 2- Learn some basic, and I mean basic, HTML. 3- Almost get laid. Still, feel free to send me stuff, or check out the archived news, or see our last member, or take the God-damn poll (it saddens my heart that I am the only one to take it), or visit our friends at neopop. If you wish to take over where I left off, propose, or just send me porn, I can be contacted at pauldavis@ottawa.com (or fill out that small box below). Thanks for reading. Cheers. pd
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