Month Two of the Ongoing Crusade Against Evil

Jan. 19. 2001 Its been a week since the last update so I figured a new one was in order. Lots'o'stuff been happening. You may have noticed the new 'warning page.' The big red 'Warning' is the fine work of your Web-Slave, Julian Whittam (myself being the Web-Master, hee hee). He also added a new sound section where Tom can be heard making an utter ass of himself. It's progressing well. December's News has been archived for your convenience, and most importantly Zac Walker has passed the sexy test and is now a full fledged member of the cult...er, club. Death to Hanks. Out.

Jan. 12. 2001 Today's BIG Scoop. First off, I fixed the Tom Hanks Evil Photo Archive. Kind of. Don't forget to sign the brand new 'I Hate Tom Hanks Guest Book.' Apparently, the site is suffering from some 'script errors.' Again, as soon as we find out what this means, we will attempt to fix it. Don't hold your breath.

Jan. 6. 2001 Today's BIG Scoop. First off, I broke the Tom Hanks Evil Photo Archive. I don't know how to fix it. More as it evolves. Next, a new member has bee added to the club. Say hello to the Meadster. In related story, 37 Tom Hanks stunt doubles died under misterious blueberry circumstances today. Hate Tom Club: 1, Hanks & Co: 4. We're catching up!

Jan. 1. 2001 An obviously drunken Tom Hanks sent us a letter late last night in which his true colours were displayed like a dominate male Akiki lizard in the heat of mating season. A crack team of scientists is working on translating the letter into Internet language. Stay tuned.

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