Nicky, Nicky, Nicky...what are you thinking? I know it must be tough being the 'ugly one' and looking like a funhouse mirror version of your older sister, Paris, but if you want to minimize the ferocious laughter headed in your general direction, I offer you the following advice:

In comparison to the average girl, you’re not exactly hideous, you simply look like the average, mousy girl that no one would give a second thought to. However, for your own benefit you should really avoid being photographed next to your emaciated, whore-rific sister because she makes you look even dowdier than you already are. They say the camera adds ten pounds? Well, Paris adds twenty. Now, I know what you’re thinking: “Who would want to take my picture if I wasn’t standing next to my sister in her peek-a-boo blouse and her ass hanging out of her skirt?” The answer is, sadly, probably no one, but it’s far better to remain out of the spotlight than be smack in the middle of it looking like you fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.