 | The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared. |
| I want some repairs done to my stove as it has backfired and burnt my knob off. |
| This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man next door. |
| The toilet seat is cracked: where do I stand? |
| I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is running away from the wall. |
| I request your permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen. |
| Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces. |
| Thee person next door has a large erection in his back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous. |
| Will you please send someone to mend our cracked sidewalk. Yesterday my wife tripped on it and is now pregnant. |
| Our kitchen floor is very damp, we have two children and would like a third, so will you please send someone to do something about it. |
| Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny color and not fit to drink. |
| Would you please send a man to repair my downspout. I am an old age pensioner and need it straight away. |
| Could you please send someone to fix our bath tap. My wife got her toe stuck in it and it is very uncomfortable for us. |
| I want to complain about the farmer across the road. Every morning at 5:30 his cock wakes me up, and it is getting too much. |
| When the workmen were here they put their tools in my wife's new drawers and made a mess. Please send men with clean tools to finish the job and keep my wife happy. |
