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Guys have feelings too. But like...who cares? |
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I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them. |
| Next mood swing: 6 minutes. |
| I hate everybody, and you're next. |
| Please don't make me kill you. |
| And your point is... |
| I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now. |
| I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day. |
| Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it. |
| Of course I don't look busy...I did it right the first time. |
| Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths? |
| I'm multitalented: I can talk and annoy you at the same time. |
| Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win. |
| You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP. |
| All stressed out and no one to choke. |
| I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people. |
| How can I miss you if you won't go away? |
| Sorry if I look interested. I'm not. |
| If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy. |
| Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. |
