 | If you think the way to a man's heart is through
his stomach you're aiming too high. |
| Women don't make fools of men -- most of them
are the do-it-yourself types. |
| The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason:
you're sick of him. |
| Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home. |
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He probably lies about other things too. |
| A woman's work that is never done is the stuff she
asked her husband to do. |
| If you want a nice man go for a bald one -- they try harder. |
| Go for younger men. You might as well -- they never
mature anyway. |
| A man who can dress himself without looking like
Wurzel Gummidge is Turzel Gummidge. |
| Men are all the same -- they just have different faces
so you can tell them apart. |
| Definition of a man with manners -- he gets out of the
bath to pee. |
| Whenever you meet a man who would make a good
husband, you will usually find that he does already. |
| Scientists have just discovered something that can
do the work of five men -- a woman. |
| There are a lot of words you can use to describe men --
strong, caring, loving -- they'd be wrong but you could
still use them. |
| Men are like animals -- messy, insensitive and potentially
violent, but they make great pets. |
| Men's brains are like the prison system -- not enough
cells per man. |
| There are only two four letter words that are offensive
to men - "don't" and "stop" (unless they're used together). |
| Husbands are like children -- they're fine if they're
someone else's. |
| If a man appears sexy, caring and smart give him a day
and he will be back to his usual self. |
| All men are like chickens with their heads cut off when
they see beautiful women pass by. |
| If your man appears happy, excited and keeps looking
at you all of a sudden he is probably checking out the
women behind you. |
| Figuring out men is like trying to make a jigsaw puzzle
in a car, once you think you have it all put together, you
find another piece but you don't know where it goes. |
