Aaron's Poetry Corner

Cowboy Poetry - cowboys + limericks = endless fun!!

There once was a cowboy named Joe

Whose horse was getting too slow.

But he got "on sale" rates

On some rocket skates,

So now he's a-raring to go!

Dating Poetry - #2 was originally a punk rock song that I wanted to write

#1

I sit in the science lab

my attention is divided,

occupied by the half life of uranium

and the girl sitting next to me.

She looks cute in safety glasses,

but pays me no attention.

I think I'll just stick to carbon dating.

#2

I wish that I could dye my hair the color of my love

so that every time you look at me you'd seeeeeee

how much I care for you

and how much I don't care for me

because I'm even though I'm a punk rockin' skate boardin' hair dyin' masochist,

I'm still a person deep down inside

underneath the tattoos and body piercing,

there's a person

who loves you more than life itself

or the the new Nirvana CD.

Whhhoooaaa yeah

Loooove Poetry - this is so pathetic, you can skip it if you want. Actually, please skip it. I should have deleted this poem. Don't even read it. Pretend it's not there. What? Looooove Poetry? What's that? No Looooove poems on this page, no sir!!

L - is for learning everything about you

O - is for obtaining you

V - is for the vigor I have for you

E - is for every day when I think of you

Patriotic Poetry - this one depresses me, but maybe that's because the last line is a terrible, last ditch attempt to try and make the whole thing rhyme.

The flag flies high

Up in the sky

And I think why

Must there be

A place for you and me

But not a place for other guys

who sit in their 3rd world countries and dies

Scenic Poetry - this one should depress me, too, but it cracks me up. Does that mean something?

The grass is green

The sky is blue

The clouds are fluffy and white

And the sun is black because it has exploded and the world is being sent into Armageddon

Oops.

School Talk Poetry - both of these suck. The main joke was the ridiculous category. Couldn't it just be called "school" or something?

#1

I talk at school

And the teacher is mad.

She says I am bad

because I drool.

#2

School

+ Talk

Poetry?

The above equation does not make sense to me. It seems very seldom that when people get talking about school that they end up speaking poetically. Nobody talks poetically about school, ever. If I were to write a poem that depicted the way people actually talked about school, it would be disqualified. And so I leave you with a more true equation:

School

-Talk

Poetry!

Story Poetry - I admit it, I was loosing steam toward the end. This poem is proof

Once upon a time

There was a nursery rhyme

About a frog with slime

Along came a girl

Who had a big pearl

And big bouncy curl(s)

She kissed the frog

Who was on a log

But she fell in the bog.

The end.

Prose Poetry - can't think of anything to say for this poem. Couldn't think of anything while writing it, too.

I don't see

why

there is a

category

for prose poetry

because

you could

use it

in any of the other

categories if

you

wanted to.

Miscellaneous - Hooray, the triumphant return of the cowboy limerick!! These things rule!!

There once was a cowboy named Ned

Who wore a hat on his head.

He ran into a tree

And then found a bee

And now poor Ned, he is dead.

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