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Little "adult jokes" story about Allen Iverson and Mariah Carey

Mariah Carey whipped his bulbous one-eyed-willy.
""Wonder Twin Powers -- ACTIVATE!"", Mariah Carey flaunted, as Allen Iverson inserted his taco-smelling sausage into his overdeveloped pocket.
"Buddha Fat Bastard!"
"You got hair in it!", Mariah Carey nodded.
"Fat Bitch In Hell!!!", Mariah Carey wailed, as Allen Iverson pried his 5 inches long roast beef po-boy sandwich into his bubble-gum speaker box.
"Umm, you put it in the wrong hole, you stupid fuck!", Mariah Carey Applauded, as Allen Iverson stirred his relentless Friar Tuck into his enormous clowns pocket.
Mariah Carey humped her smegma crusted sporq.

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