USA

France

Zimbabwe

Ðåñtpÿßûeìörkµum

Texas

Type of Culture

Pretty Normal

Mean

African

Eskimo, from the far regions of western Antartica

Texan

Eating Habits

A Lot

Mean

Whatever can be scrapped up off the manure pile

Each other and ice (There's nothing else worth eating down there)

Spicy Stuff

Toothbrushing Habits

In Circles

Mean

Rinse your mouth with whatever can be scrapped up off the manure pile and then somehow turned into liquid

With a toothbrush

They don't bother

Mating Habits

Pretty Standard

Mean

As little as necessary

Mostly by accident while trying to eat each other

They don't bother

Crapping Habits

On the "john"

On the "toilette" (while being mean)

On the "crapper"

On the "açpyðtmsûrnzþem"

On the "el lavabo"