Frequently Asked Questions
Unfortunately,
I frequently ask questions in reply to the frequently asked questions,
making the answers of the frequently asked questions frequently asked
questions, also, which gets really confusing…
Table of Contents
Why is “Why is the sky blue?”
a FAQ on this list?
Why do you have no lives?
Because if we had lives, this wouldn’t be much of
a site, now, would it?
Why do you say funny words?
Don’t you say funny words sometimes? I just bet
you never made a website focused around it, did you? Even so, is there
anything wrong with that, really?
Why can’t you just be normal?
What good would it be if everybody was normal?
There wouldn’t be much diversity, would there?
Why do you like John Goodman?
Why shouldn’t we like John Goodman? He is a good
actor, isn’t he? What’s wrong with liking a good actor? Don’t you
have a favorite actor? Is it John Goodman? It should be, but you
probably are asking this question in the first place because it isn’t,
aren’t you?
Why is the sky blue?
Why does it really matter? What good does it do you
to sit there and worry about things that you can’t change while your
whole world passes you by? Why did you even ask that question? Why
can’t these questions relate to the website? What is wrong with you?
Why is “Why is the sky blue?” a FAQ on this list?
Why should I know? Do you think I am the one who
made this list? Well, I am, but still, why does it matter so much? Why
does everything matter so much? Why don’t you people just leave me
alone? Why can’t things be the way they are and why don’t you not
worry about trying to change them? Why should I even need a FAQ list on
a site as simple as this one? Why can’t you just answer these
questions for yourselves? Why don’t I stop writing before I offend
somebody?
Do you have a
question that you think could be frequently asked? Why don’t you send
it to me at he_means_wow@yahoo.com?
Why don’t you hurry it up? Why should I have to wait any longer? Why
am I still writing in questions?
Last revised:
February 17, 2003
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